Who would your Expendables be?

[Roger Godpleton]

von Ribbentrop
Himmler
Goebbels
Goering
The science one
The one that was Ralph Fines
Dick Cheney (YEAH i WENT THERE)

[TordelBack]

My Name is Bruce was fun in places, but I think it missed a huge trick by not having Ted Raimi play Ted Raimi rather than a gaggle of characters.  It's hard to 'believe' that you're watching Bruce Campbell As Himself when his scrawny siamese twin is playing other people. 

[GordonR]

Apparently Bruce Campbell is going for a horror expendables vibe for My Name Is Still Bruce, dunno who he'll have in it though. He's mentioned Robert Englund, other than that I'd imagine folks like Tony Todd and Gunner Hansen will be in it. Might be a laugh.

Englund and Hansen are both in their sixties (and in nowhere near the pyshical condition as 64 year-old Sly Stallone.)  Who are they going to be fighting - the Weak Bladder Demon and the Apocalyptic Cult of the Afternoon Nap?

[M.I.K.]

Englund and Hansen are both in their sixties (and in nowhere near the pyshical condition as 64 year-old Sly Stallone.)  Who are they going to be fighting - the Weak Bladder Demon and the Apocalyptic Cult of the Afternoon Nap?

Those might be more appropriate for Bubba Ho-Tep 2.

[Jared Katooie]

Apparently Bruce Campbell is going for a horror expendables vibe for My Name Is Still Bruce, dunno who he'll have in it though. He's mentioned Robert Englund, other than that I'd imagine folks like Tony Todd and Gunner Hansen will be in it. Might be a laugh.

Englund and Hansen are both in their sixties (and in nowhere near the pyshical condition as 64 year-old Sly Stallone.)  Who are they going to be fighting - the Weak Bladder Demon and the Apocalyptic Cult of the Afternoon Nap?

They'll probably be in it as the supernatural baddies though, in which case all they'll be required to do is lurk in the shadows most of the time and occasionally jump/fall over on someone and kill them.

[Peter Wolf]

von Ribbentrop
Himmler
Goebbels
Goering
The science one
The one that was Ralph Fines
Dick Cheney (YEAH i WENT THERE)

4 of those are dead  and another of them is technically dead as he has no pulse.

[thelawgiver]

is jet li actually threatening in the expendables?

[GordonR]

is jet li actually threatening in the expendables?

Not really, but the fight between him and Dolph Lungren had the best line in the film.

"Bring it, Happy Feet!"

[The Monarch]

Chuck Norris is so badass he accidently punched his cameo in the original film out of existence

[Hoagy]

Gil Gerrard
Lee Majors
Dirk Benedict
Gregory Harrison
David Hasselhoff
Paul Darrow
Marc Singer

[James Stacey]

Gil Gerrard
Lee Majors
Dirk Benedict
Gregory Harrison
David Hasselhoff
Paul Darrow
Marc Singer

All you need is Jean Michael Vincent and you have a perfect cast right there.

[Hoagy]

Gil Gerrard
Lee Majors
Dirk Benedict
Gregory Harrison
David Hasselhoff
Paul Darrow
Marc Singer

All you need is Jean Michael Vincent and you have a perfect cast right there.

Yes indeed, we'll have him piloting.

[thelawgiver]

Chuck Norris is so badass he accidently punched his cameo in the original film out of existence

lol I have a whole book full of those!

[GordonR]

Gil Gerrard
Lee Majors
Dirk Benedict
Gregory Harrison
David Hasselhoff
Paul Darrow
Marc Singer

What!  No place for Eric Estrada?

[thelawgiver]

is jet li actually threatening in the expendables?

Not really, but the fight between him and Dolph Lungren had the best line in the film.

"Bring it, Happy Feet!"

well it was more a problem with the way it was directed...and by proxy the screenplay...that Jet Li didn't come off as lethal as the others, his brand of action hero didn't mix well with the testosterone drivel driven muscled bravado of the rest of the Expendables.