Threadjacking!

[Frank]

Feck's sake, I've got real fat real fast.

I'm pretty sure this is a reference to the chubby Tordelback got ogling poor Carol Marcus in here scants. Sic 'im, Richmond!

[TordelBack]

What a man's warp manifold does in the privacy of his own holodeck is between him and his bald captain.

[Frank]

his bald captain.

Best euphemism ever.

[Hawkmumbler]

his bald captain.

Best euphemism ever.

But how do we make a joke from here to Wesley Crusher?...

[COMMANDO FORCES]

It's coming!

[Goaty]

Another sci-fi porn for you saddest people!

[Goaty]

Nice showdown...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v69RuwsGv_I

[Proudhuff]

A sausage on a roll, doesn't make it a sausage roll.

[TordelBack]

A sausage on a roll, doesn't make it a sausage roll.

This is a matter of endless debate down our way:  'Would you like a sausage roll our kid?'.  'Yes'.  'Excuse me?'.  'I said yes'.  'I know you did'.  '-audible sigh- yes please father dear, I would like a sausage roll'.  'Better.  There you go'  'Daaaad, this is a sausage roll  I didn't want a sausage roll, I wanted a sausage roll!'.  'I know what you want you little fecker', and so on.

I may have dissembled slightly when I said 'debate'.

[Frank]

this is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

There's a certain irony in a Muslim fanatic quoting Hebrew scripture to justify his actions, but it's not the funny kind of irony.

[I, Cosh]

A sausage on a roll, doesn't make it a sausage roll.

No, it's a roll on sausage.

<stands back to await unavoidable Central Scottish semantic debate>

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

A sausage on a roll, doesn't make it a sausage roll.

No, it's a roll on sausage.

<stands back to await unavoidable Central Scottish semantic debate>

In Derry we are known to have Sausage Rolls in a bap. Usually with lashings of butter and some sauce*. It's a Derry delicacy.

*although Brown Sauce vs. Red Sauce is another debate altogether. Some attribute preferences to one side of the sectarian divide or other, but this is a demonstrable fallacy.

[Frank]

A sausage on a roll, doesn't make it a sausage roll.

No, it's a roll on sausage.

<stands back to await unavoidable Central Scottish semantic debate>

Even though the delicacy in question clearly consists of some (square) sausage on (or, more accurately, in-between) two halves of a bread roll, asking for square sausage on a roll just sounds awkward and wrong. I went veggie just to avoid this whole linguistic quagmire, but now they've pulled me back in.

[Goaty]

This is rabbit;

[Link Prime]

Ye'd get a hearty stew outta that thing!