Threadjacking!

[Bubba Zebill]

I'd like some chips.

[M.I.K.]

Here you go.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Isn't life wonderful

[Proudhuff]

what a great turn out of boarders for that Con in Glasgow, pity there's no Souther Contingent making it passed the Milton Keynes ghetto.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

20th wedding anniversary that week and after missing a few big family events due to Judge Minty filming my luck is all used up 

[Bubba Zebill]

Here you go.

Can I have some more salt please?

[von Boom]

Best use of Lego ever!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2013/jun/23/lions-australia-brick-by-brick-video

[I, Cosh]

Here you go.

Can I have some more salt please?

No vinegar?

[SuperSurfer]

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket!

[Bubba Zebill]

Here you go.

Can I have some more salt please?

No vinegar?

Patience...

[TordelBack]

Let's say two lads with form were recorded discussing how to do over a certain Post Office branch. And then that PO branch was robbed in exactly that manner by two men matching their descriptions. How long would it be before they were sitting in the local station?

Now change 'PO' for 'Anglo Irish Bank', and 'in the local station' for 'by the pool on a fat pension'.

[TordelBack]

'Anglo Irish Bank' should of course read 'the Irish people unto the third generation'.

[Proudhuff]

Here you go.

Can I have some more salt please?

No vinegar?

Correct nae vinegar just broon sauce

[Proudhuff]

HP? make yer own!!

[Skullmo]

That mayonnaise figure just accounts for the content of one Pret sandwich