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[Charlie boy]

They had been adding cocaine to the food.

Bloody hell, what kind of restaurant would do that?
[spoiler]ONLY THE BEST DAMN RESTAURANT IN TOWN![/spoiler]

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

In the spirit of Man of Steel, I reckon the next children's character to get a dark and gritty reboot should be Popeye.

THE SAILOR MAN

A troubled old sea dog tries to come to terms with his steroid and alcohol addiction and checks himself into rehab. There he meets and falls in love with an ex-crack whore called Olive* (that's why she's so skinny). Olive helps him overcome his craving for drugs and alcohol by replacing it with spinach, and he feels like a new man. He repays her by murdering her old pimp, a cocaine baron that goes by the street-name of Bluto.

*And she is never called Olive Oil, because this is a serious movie for grown-ups

[Proudhuff]

In the spirit of Man of Steel, I reckon the next children's character to get a dark and gritty reboot should be Popeye.

THE SAILOR MAN

A troubled old sea dog tries to come to terms with his steroid and alcohol addiction and checks himself into rehab. There he meets and falls in love with an ex-crack whore called Olive* (that's why she's so skinny). Olive helps him overcome his craving for drugs and alcohol by replacing it with spinach, and he feels like a new man. He repays her by murdering her old pimp, a cocaine baron that goes by the street-name of Bluto.

*And she is never called Olive Oil, because this is a serious movie for grown-ups

add some zombies...

[TordelBack]

THE SAILOR MAN

You forgot to mention that Popeye's descent into addiction was a direct result of the actions of international banking magnate Mr. Wimpy, whose gladly-pay-you-Tuesday ponzi scheme led to foreclosure on the local trawler fleet, subsequently bought up for a song by one C. Hag to equip her Blackwater mercs to pose as Somali pirates and perpetrate false-flag atrocities.

[von Boom]

Don't go to sleep in the U.S.

[TordelBack]

Don't go to sleep in the U.S.

Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I'll piss on 'em
That's what the Statue of Bigotry says
Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death
And get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard

Seems appropriate place to note my happiness that Lou Reed is recovering well from last month's liver transplant.  One of the greats.  And only still with us because he's rich.

[TordelBack]

Ah Jeebus H. Feck, I've just discovered I'm the same age as Bernard Cribbens' character in The Railway Childen.

[Bubba Zebill]

A line in The Judge Child about 'Mum, Dad and Dum'...may be prescient after all.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Not even bloody SPAMMERS visit my site anymore.


What am I doing wrong?

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

'WAR, We're going to War!' expendable cannon fodder in Starship Troopers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23117197

1970's artist Roger Dean has unleashed his cosmic potency against Hollywood Film  Director James Cameron claiming a lot of Avatar's environment, flying rocks etc was pilfered from his fantastical back catalogue of artwork. Dust off those YES! album covers and prepare for a battle of the giants.

[Bubba Zebill]

I don't mean to create a fuss but my chips are getting cold, how long will my fish be?

[The Doctor Alt 8]

OK, who is gonna make/ buy me this cocktail?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pj3_r7deVk

[M.I.K.]

I don't mean to create a fuss but my chips are getting cold, how long will my fish be?

Just under a foot.

It's a sole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czvIhn2acVU

[Bubba Zebill]

I don't mean to create a fuss but my chips are getting cold, how long will my fish be?

Just under a foot.

It's a sole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czvIhn2acVU

I'm practicing this incase we meet in the chipper one night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdBvuALfI1k

[JOE SOAP]

Smell of piss at Glastonbury blamed on Rolling Stones