Threadjacking!

[LARF]

Semen contains more vitamin C than an orange.

[TordelBack]

Semen contains more vitamin C than an orange.

Tired of pointing this out, especially in flu season.

[Frank]

Smell of piss at Glastonbury blamed on Rolling Stones

The front page of the Mail was a couple of very unforgiving close-ups of the ruined faces of Jagger and Richards above the headline NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD - which I thought was a bit cheeky, given the average age of their print readership. The rest of the media couldn't think of their own gags, and resorted to copying and pasting clever things other folk had said on twitter.

[Spikes]

Some funny enough quips on there. This one made me chuckle;
Clifton Wiens said: "A lot of millenials at #Glastonbury to hear the Rolling Stones. Imagine 20-somethings in 1965 waiting to hear a band that was big in 1917."

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

What's Canada day all aboot?

[Proudhuff]

"There were 30,000 fewer people aged in their 90s than previously believed," he says - 429,000 instead of 457,000.

"That was about 15% fewer men; 5% fewer females. There were also fewer centenarians than previously believed - the number of female centenarians was [out] by about 10%."


Does that mean i can now retire before I'm 90?

[JOE SOAP]

The front page of the Mail was a couple of very unforgiving close-ups of the ruined faces of Jagger and Richards above the headline NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

They'd be apt candidates to play the Dark Judges.

[Frank]

The front page of the Mail was a couple of very unforgiving close-ups of the ruined faces of Jagger and Richards above the headline NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

They'd be apt candidates to play the Dark Judges.

Burdis's news regarding the recent confirmation of the design of the villains in his new cartoon makes sense now. He's obviously spent the weekend tracing pictures from the papers.

[Bubba Zebill]

Boing! http://www.wimp.com/bubblesports/

[Proudhuff]

  and I thought I read too much Beano when I was young:

[Spikes]

By, its been hot today. Almost too hot.
In the middle of the Winter just gone, i couldnt even remember what a warm day felt like, now im wishing it was Winter again.....

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

What the hell is Gatland playing at? Leaving out O'Driscoll? Saunter on big lad.

[Frank]

What the hell is Gatland playing at? Leaving out O'Driscoll? Saunter on big lad.

O'Driscoll was dropped for having an obviously fake Irish surname.

[von Boom]

Canadian Imperialism.

[Frank]

Canadian Imperialism.

Mental! If you're going to build an empire you might a well start somewhere with nicer weather than your own. Makes the Falklands look a bit shite.