Threadjacking!

[Theblazeuk]

I have been universally lucky with my employment it seems. When I was a KP my manager told me to help myself to the chips as they just got manky if left too long, and also poured me pints every time I was held back due to the late service/inept or lazy senior staff. Even better when she knew full well I was firmly below legal age.

[Spikes]

Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read is not a racist, and people just simply need to lighten up...

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

We've no "Y'know What Really Floats My Boat" or "Shortlist For Sainthood" threads, ye buncha miserable moany fuckers ye.

[Theblazeuk]

There's a couple of em.

[Satanist]

I'm just back from the toilet and may or may not have done a ghost-shit but as theres no evidence of it I'll never know. What I really need is some kind of recording device fitted in the U-bend  which I can play back when this (rarely) happens. Hmm, off to Dragons Den it is...

[The Legendary Shark]

Some kind of crapper mapper? Sounds like a shit hot idea, only a fool would poo-poo it.

[TordelBack]

Tomorrow is prog day.  Grud bless TMO and all His works, a lifeline in a world that's short on them. 

[Goaty]

Here's One I Shat Earlier?

[Dandontdare]

Tomorrow is prog day.  Grud bless TMO and all His works, a lifeline in a world that's short on them.

Grrr - I'm at prog day +3 and no sign yet.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Just met a guy who is ambivalent about marmite

[Richmond Clements]

Just met a guy who is ambivalent about marmite

I am too.

[Hawkmumbler]

Here's a Leopard trying Marmite.

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Rarely does a gif have me freaking out laughing but that one... I AM WEEPING.

[Fungus]

Hah!
That cage needs a sign.
Do Not Feed The Animals Drugs

[Goaty]

Holy Smoke! Mr Incredible, Batgirl, Chewie, Freddy Krueger and Wally got into a fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5T8iQj5ksU