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Started by Proudhuff, 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 PM

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von Boom

This would explain a lot:


ming

Apologies if this has already popped up but I love this so much I don't really care.

"When I worked at BMP, the Head of Television commuted in from Brighton every day.
He started reading The Exorcist on the train.
He said he thought it was the most evil book he'd ever read.
In fact, he said it was so evil he couldn't finish it.
So, at the weekend, he went to the end of Brighton pier and threw it as far as he could.
So I went to the bookshop.
I bought another copy.
Then I ran it under the tap.
And left it in his desk drawer.
For him to find."


Dave Trott

Hawkmumbler

Is it me or is Jeremy Corbyn looking more and more like Ben Kenobi?

Dandontdare

Quote from: Hawkmonger on 22 October, 2015, 04:33:12 PM
Is it me or is Jeremy Corbyn looking more and more like Ben Kenobi?

Steve Bell seems to think so! This is the first of an ongoing gag that's still running this week

The Legendary Shark

May the Farce be with you.
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sheridan

Quote from: Hawkmonger on 22 October, 2015, 04:33:12 PM
Is it me or is Jeremy Corbyn looking more and more like Ben Kenobi?

I don't know, how much did you look like Ben Kenobi in the first place?

(the first thing that comes to my mind whenever anyone says 'is it me or...' :-)

TordelBack

I wonder if making a fully-circular Cat Centipede would be inherently wrong. The time and expense it would save me...

The Legendary Shark

Have you ever tried getting a cat to sit still long enough to sew it to anything? Not easy, I can tell you.
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DaveGYNWA

You need to staple it down first of all.
Peas sell. But who's Brian?

The Legendary Shark

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DaveGYNWA

Peas sell. But who's Brian?


Spaceghost

Sometimes I quite like walking alone...
Raised in the wild by sarcastic wolves.

Previously known as L*e B*tes. Sshhh, going undercover...

The Legendary Shark

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sheridan