Threadjacking!

[JayzusB.Christ]

No hassle... the only thing is, we still have a wicker arm to fill, and animals aren't enough to appease the gods.
(For the record, most of us aren't actually pagans, but just love a good spectacle and party.)

[JohnW]

Have you considered a box of sweets? I mean, do the gods really want raw meat?
OK – Abel's offering was accepted instead of Cain's vegetarian option, but it wasn't like there was an extensive menu.
And did the Feathered Serpent ask for all those human hearts? Would he not have been happier with – I don't know – a choc ice?

[Barrington Boots]

There's only a handful of situations where I would choose a dripping and bloody human heart over a nice box of sweets tbh, so you might be onto something there.

[Barrington Boots]

Sweets should be Love Hearts, obviously.

[JohnW]

If Tengri, Lord of the Blue Sky, came to you in a vision and demanded that you subjugate all the people of the steppe and build a pyramid of skulls in His name, I doubt if He'd be fobbed off with such cheap confectionery as a Love Heart.
Pick'n'Mix is the very least that would appease Him, I think.

[JayzusB.Christ]

In fairness, a god of blue sky would have some nerve expecting any kind of gift the way the weather has been here lately.

[Barrington Boots]

What about a pyramid of white chocolate skulls for old Tengri?

[JohnW]

A voice spake from the thunder and asked if I was finishing those crisps.

[Funt Solo]

Now I Am Become Death, the Destroyer of Jammie Dodgers.

[The Legendary Shark]

Destroyer of Twirls, surely?

[The Legendary Shark]

Are there any other characters that don't age (or get younger) in Dredd? Hershey was allowed to age. PJ Maybe didn't stay a kid forever.

Captain Kidd from Robo-Hunter got radically younger while Sam only got significantly younger, does that count?

[Funt Solo]

Destroyer of Twirls, surely?

Feel free to argue with them if you want, but they have no appreciation of puns - just Jammie Dodgers.

[The Legendary Shark]

Ancient Death stands in a draught
His black-flamed candle flickers
As beneath his threadbare midnight robes
He hides a crafty Snickers

[JohnW]

Blitzkrieg in the Low Countries Day!
Celebrate by dressing up as a German paratrooper disguised as a Belgian nun.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Struggling with the after-effects of food poisoning, the following thought somehow popped into my mind: 'I bet Bambie Thug doesn't have to put up with this kind of thing'.  Then I remembered that Bambie Thug had to put up with exactly that kind of thing last week, and I must say I felt better.

Not that I'd wish any harm on Bambie Thug, of course - I think they're brilliant and wish them the absolute best.  Also it's great to Ireland represented by a non-binary, pagan type just as a little reminder that we've most definitely left the likes of Dana's priest-prescribed ultra-conservative shite behind us.