Sproglet caption competition

[Mike Carroll]

"Best to start 'em on the prog while their brains are still only forming and easily manipulated," thinks Rose.

[Richmond Clements]

"Never mind that Dad, when's 'Origins' starting?"

[Adrian Bamforth]

Apologies, someone did indeed get there first with the free gift gag, well done that man.

ADE

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

"As the gentle aroma reached his nose, he realised one of two things had happened. Either Origins had started, or else it was time to change the nappy."

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

How's he gonna turn the page, then?

[Floyd-the-k]

Bec and Kawl succeeded where lullabies, baby panadol and rocking had failed

[Floyd-the-k]

ps what a little cutey! Awwwwwww

(the baby's not bad either)

[Rob Spalding]

"I still can't decide what weighs more, the baby or the prog"

[Buttonman]

New nerd shaped reading stand for babies now available.

[Buttonman]

'Evidence' that comics fan has had sex in last year exposed as elaborate hoax - child actor returned to Italia Conti stage school.

[ThryllSeekyr]

'I always take my hat off while I'm reading'

Portrait of a happy family. Father, Child, and Comic.

'Some day, my entire 2000AD collection will be yours'

This is how Thrillpower is passed on from Parent to child.

[Adrian Bamforth]

Normal sized baby and giant baby found living in wild with only one solitary comic for recreation.

ADE

[Rob Spalding]

"Rose, wake up.  You promised to explain what was going on in this panel."

[Noisybast]

"Dad - what the hell? Couldn't you have started me off on a jumping-on prog?"

[SamuelAWilkinson]

By exposing his child to a thrill-power overload at such an early age, Trout intended to create his very own superhero.