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[Funt Solo]

Warm rain is the work of the devil.

Reminds me of the Mablethorpe Margarine company motto: "Butter is the devil's spunk".*


*Thanks to Viz for allowing me to recycle their joke.

[Proudhuff]

As someone who works outside, I think warm rain is far more comfortable than cold rain.

Spawn of Satan!!

[JohnW]

Today I bought the affection of my students with ice cream.

And they say educational standards are slipping.

[Dandontdare]

Today I bought the affection of my students with ice cream.

And they say educational standards are slipping.

Northing wrong with it. In my day it was wheeling in the big telly on a stand that would win over any class

[The Legendary Shark]

Ah, the Big Telly - f*ckabout time!

Best was the Big Projector, though, because you could make shadow, er, puppets when the slavemaster teacher wasn't watching. And once when she was, facilitating my first introduction to the Big Slipper; a swimming pool rubber overshoe of almost clownish proportions.

Ah, those were the days. Brainwashing and brutality. NEVeR dID me aNY hArM.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

[paddykafka]

Yet another reason - aside from humungusly sized deadly spiders - to never, ever, ever visit Australia.

https://www.thejournal.ie/worm-found-in-womans-brain-australia-6154632-Aug2023/

[Funt Solo]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

- The Danse of Death
- Podiatrist's Passion
- Cobbler's Conundrum
etc.

[JayzusB.Christ]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

As if there aren't enough skis in Russia already.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

As if there aren't enough skis in Russia already.

Indeed, if 80's action movies have taught me ought, there are loads of Russkis





I'm not sorry and I'd do it again.

[lincnash]

Yet another reason - aside from humungusly sized deadly spiders - to never, ever, ever visit Australia.

https://www.thejournal.ie/worm-found-in-womans-brain-australia-6154632-Aug2023/

A bit of local inside information.
Stupid and ignorant hippy woman had been making 'green salads' from the weeds growing around her house.
No regards for hygiene, she had not been washing her hands after harvesting in the garden or rinsing the 'salad' before consuming.
Doctors/scientists think the dummy must have been ingesting or in contact with python feces which contained the parasites egg.
Usually small native rodents carry the parasite, which is passed on to the unsuspecting python when it becomes prey.
A definite candidate for the Darwin Awards but science saved her before exiting the gene pool.

Austraya, If the croc's, sharks or giant freaking venomous hairy spiders don't get ya first, the drokking brain-worms will.

[The Legendary Shark]

Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[JayzusB.Christ]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

As if there aren't enough skis in Russia already.

Indeed, if 80's action movies have taught me ought, there are loads of Russkis





I'm not sorry and I'd do it again.

That was kind of the joke I was making 

[paddykafka]

I sometimes wonder how Nikolai Dante would've played out if his bio-blades were in his feet instead of his hands.

Bladerunner?

[The Legendary Shark]

Torvilivich and Deanski.