Threadjacking!

[Hoagy]

Arse. I see what I did there.

[vzzbux]

I had an on the toilet moment earlier.
The chicken and the egg question.
It was the egg.
The animal that layed the egg was an off shoot of the chicken and the mutation happened in the batch of eggs giving us the chicken we know and love today thus giving us the answer of EGG.

I am sure some smart alecy twat will try and debunk this with bullshit and bollox using big words.


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[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Oh it's definitely the egg. From an evolutionary standpoint, it's definitely the egg. Animals were laying eggs long before God invented chickens. It's evolution.

[darnmarr]

Evolution's being going on since even before God invented it.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Evolution invented God to make people doubt it's own existence. Evolution works in mysterious ways.

[Tombo]

Sex+Time=Evolution.  There were no poddles on the Ark

[Zarjazzer]

Darwin is God now.

[Hawkmumbler]

Darwin is God now.

Evolution is god, the almighty being that drives our existance to achieve perfection, and ironic goal as perfection if indicative of one's environment. No, that would make Darwin Jesus.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I have just eaten a full packet of Monster Jelly Beanz and I'm still hungry

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

You sound like a man in need of Pringles

[Richmond Clements]

So I watched half and hour of that zombie thing on BBC3, then realised I was not being made to sit through it so switched it off.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I have crisps and a Beef Pot Noodle on standby, plus the capability of making some sarnies

[Proudhuff]

So I watched half and hour of that zombie thing on BBC3, then realised I was not being made to sit through it so switched it off.

Spooky, me too,

[vzzbux]

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[COMMANDO FORCES]

Speckled Jim