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[Hoagy]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

[Goaty]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

You need a man and woman...

[Hawkmumbler]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

Massacre the Dinosaurs by highering aliens the pilot a meteor into the Indian Ocean.

[Link Prime]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

The Genesis Device & an Alan Moore script.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

HERE

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Just remembered this: 10-Year Civilization II Game Results in Nuke-Blasted Hellhole

...dozens of nuclear wars have rendered vast swaths of the world uninhabitable wastelands

That's crying out for a Hall of Justice patch

[TordelBack]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

Build a city.  Live in it.  Bingo.

[darnmarr]

Well you usually start by introducing slavery and agriculture.

[Bubba Zebill]

Civilisation... It starts with a circle but from there on in it's all straight lines.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

NICE THINGS

[Goaty]

Dammit, that's the heaven, John!

[Spikes]

Looks like Skullmo snagged himself some cover art, then. 

[Hoagy]

You were close on Civilization V El Pops but it's Civilization I, I just cannot begin on.

[Spikes]

Does anyone know how to begin civilization?

Build a city.  Live in it.  Bingo.

Bingo? 

I guess it can be fun, and a friend of mine once won 5K at Bingo, but i can quite grasp how it fits into being a vital ingredient for kickstarting civilization.

[Frank]

Noticed how many threads have been about sex and sexuality lately? You know what they say about those who talk about it most ...