Threadjacking!

[Goaty]

A Bet shop with Free Cash, only in Newcastle!

[Frank]

Not that we need proof of the EDL's stupidity, but here it is - anyway

You'd have thought the line about shooting fascists would have tipped off the EDL that the song wasn't on their side.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

You can't do simple maths under pressure

[shaolin_monkey]

You can't do simple maths under pressure

Good one!  It took a few tries, but it turns out I can do maths under pressure - level 10 achieved!!

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Zot Alous Mon Amies... can this be true?

http://themuseumofincompetance.yuku.com/topic/789

[Proudhuff]

n'est pas

[Frank]

http://themuseumofincompetance.yuku.com/topic/789

"A French company has developed an analytics tool that claims to be able to identify sarcastic comments posted online"

That sounds really useful.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Do I detect... sarcasum?

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Do I detect... sarcasum?

Je ne sais pas

[von Boom]

WTF? Dredd still has no sequel announced, but Sharknado 2 is approved?! 

[Richmond Clements]

Do I detect... sarcasum?

Pfft. On here? Hardly.

[Hawkmumbler]

WTF? Dredd still has no sequel announced, but Sharknado 2 is approved?! 

Sharknado cost roughly the content of five 10 year old boys lunch money for a month. And the sequel was funded on the change.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I've been dog-sitting my friends' chocolate labrador while they've been off on their honeymoon. It may interest some of you to know that its shite is white. I don't have any solid statistical data, but it seems to be quite a rare phenomenon these days.

[von Boom]

I've been dog-sitting my friends' chocolate labrador while they've been off on their honeymoon. It may interest some of you to know that its shite is white. I don't have any solid statistical data, but it seems to be quite a rare phenomenon these days.

Put the cap back on the bleach.

[Charlie boy]

I've been dog-sitting my friends' chocolate labrador while they've been off on their honeymoon. It may interest some of you to know that its shite is white. I don't have any solid statistical data, but it seems to be quite a rare phenomenon these days.

Have you been giving the dog bones? I always put the disappearance of white mess down to people no longer giving dogs bones because you're advised against doing that nowadays.