Threadjacking!

[von Boom]

This is photoshopped.

[The Legendary Shark]

Been to a party. Dancing, drinking - no cigarette and honestly didn't miss it.

Woo-hoo!

[Smith]

Hang in there.

[sheridan]

After checking my email,I find out that Nigerian scam is still a thing,apparently.

I got a 'President Trump is giving $250 to everybody who voted for him' email on Friday...

[Modern Panther]

Is there for honest poverty
That hings his head, an' a' that,
The coward slave-we pass him by,
We dare be poor for a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.

What though on hamely fare we dine,
Wear hoddin grey, an a that,
Gie fools their silks, and knaves their wine,
A Man's a Man for a' that,
For a' that, and a' that,
Their tinsel show, an' a' that,
The honest man, tho' e'er sae poor,
Is king o' men for a' that.

Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that,
Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
He's but a coof for a' that,
For a' that, an' a' that,
His ribband, star, an' a' that,
The man o' independent mind
He looks an' laughs at a' that.

A prince can mak a belted knight,
A marquis, duke, an' a' that,
But an honest man's abon his might,
Guid faith, he maunna fa' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Their dignities an' a' that,
The pith o' sense, an' pride o' worth,
Are higher rank than a' that.

Then let us pray that come it may,
(As come it will for a' that,)
That sense and worth, o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the gree, an' a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
It's coming yet for a' that,
That man to man, the world o'er,
Shall brothers be for a' that.

[Smith]

Havent laughed this hard in a while.

[von Boom]

Did you ever think that Kim Jong Un wouldn't be the most batshit crazy leader in the world?

[Hawkmumbler]

Well before this thread was so rudely jacked, I was posing the real questions,

Marmite, yay or nay?

[Smith]

Well before this thread was so rudely jacked, I was posing the real questions,

Marmite, yay or nay?

"Love it or hate it"

[The Legendary Shark]

Meh.

[Hawkmumbler]

Meh.

Now now Sharky you cant be on the fence now!

[The Legendary Shark]

*chortles*

Can't be doing with the stuff, to be honest.

[Proudhuff]

Meh.

Now now Sharky you cant be on the fence now!

never bothered me either way, but Lorne Vs Link?  I'm with Rowdy Yates Block!

[Frank]

Lorne Vs Link?

Why would anyone try to force greasy, cylindrical objects between two squares of bread and expect them not to roll off or squirm about in their grip, leaving one bit of the roll/sandwich all bread and another all sausage *?

Square sausage is the one area of life where Scotland clearly, undeniably has it right and the rest of the world is doing it wrong. Everything else, we're fucked, but we know how to get pig's head shavings between two pieces of chewy white dough.


* You could cut the sausages in half, to make them lie flat, but that's just acknowledging the basic flaw in the design, and that you'd have been better making them square in the first place.

[Proudhuff]

Just for Tips here's the Vegan version: