Threadjacking!

[Proudhuff]

What about Mrs Slocome's pussy? has anyone seen it?

[von Boom]

I thought everyone had seen it.

[Tjm86]

What about Mrs Slocome's pussy? has anyone seen it?

Have you asked Donald?

[Tiplodocus]

Apparently Rose and Grant's in the Merchant city do an awesome vegan square sausage.

I think the phrase "awesome vegan square sausage" sentence maximises the number of words that you might think are contradictory but aren't.

I'm getting too used to this new world order.

[von Boom]

Missus has just informed me that it's the 26th anniversary of the day of our first date. 

[The Legendary Shark]

Awww, congratulations vB, that's quite an anniversary and a proper achievement.

[Proudhuff]

Apparently Rose and Grant's in the Merchant city do an awesome vegan square sausage.

I think the phrase "awesome vegan square sausage" sentence maximises the number of words that you might think are contradictory but aren't.

I'm getting too used to this new world order.

Go back to page 366 and you'll see it!

[Satanist]

Apparently Rose and Grant's in the Merchant city do an awesome vegan square sausage.

I think the phrase "awesome vegan square sausage" sentence maximises the number of words that you might think are contradictory but aren't.

I'm getting too used to this new world order.

Go back to page 366 and you'll see it!

If you wish to slay the sleeping Dragon turn to page 274

If you wish to try and steal some of its gold turn to page 366

If you wish to wear the magic ring and try to sneak through turn to page 193

[von Boom]

Hey Kids! Now you can be just like Uncy Trumpy. Create your own Executive Orders! and share them with your friends! See who can come up with the bestest order evar!

http://hepwori.github.io/execorder/

[sheridan]

Apparently Rose and Grant's in the Merchant city do an awesome vegan square sausage.

I think the phrase "awesome vegan square sausage" sentence maximises the number of words that you might think are contradictory but aren't.

I'm getting too used to this new world order.

Go back to page 366 and you'll see it!

If you wish to slay the sleeping Dragon turn to page 274

If you wish to try and steal some of its gold turn to page 366

If you wish to wear the magic ring and try to sneak through turn to page 193

193
You put on the magic ring, only to find that it is cursed!  The dragon regains its appearance as an unlucky dwarf while you slowly turn in to a dragon, too large to get through the exit and forever trapped in this cave.  For you, the adventure ends here.

274
Dragon
Skill: 18
Stamina: 22
Attacks: 2
If you win, turn to paragraph 300

366
Test Your Luck, if you fail, the dragon awakes, skewering you on its claws.  For you, the adventure ends here.

[Tiplodocus]

Apparently Rose and Grant's in the Merchant city do an awesome vegan square sausage.

I think the phrase "awesome vegan square sausage" sentence maximises the number of words that you might think are contradictory but aren't.

I'm getting too used to this new world order.

Go back to page 366 and you'll see it!

Ah yes, I can see it in the name in the window. Looks nice. 

[Frank]

[Tjm86]

That level of creativity should be illegal.

Cue Waynes World "We're not worthy!" adulation.

[Frank]

 

Archbishop of Canterbury          David Bishop

[Spikes]

I want to take it out of the packaging and play with it admire it better, but it looks so good as is.