2K Stories that will never happen..

[Marbles]

JD is outted in the shocking conclusion to the 'Gaze into the fisting of Dredd' story.

Never happen.

[Oddboy]

Shouldn't that be "Gays into the..."?

[Jayzus B. Christ]

Should Chopper make an entrance?

[Devons Daddy]

DREDD IS NOT GAY
but what about
unjudge like conduct,
mrs gundersun and rico dredd.

[Tu-plang]

And Walter.

And a fatty.

That's not legal, surely.

[almighty mat]

Unless Guthrie's involved too, then it's sanctioned by the law. That moustache always made me suspicious...

mat

[Wils]

Dredd calls on Mrs Gundersun only to find her chained up in the corner of the apt wearing only a gimp mask and peep-hole underwear, being systematically prodded with a greased-up balloon-on-a-stick by Walter.

[Devons Daddy]

could it be the reason dredd is against facial hair
he secretly knows he wants to sport one like that to show his true nature to all who understand,

NO DREDDS NOT GAY, who was it who suggesgted he was anyway.?

[Trout]

Blame Pagangirl!

This is getting pretty funny, now, actually... :-)

By the way, no-one is to suggest Anderson might be a lesbian, alright?


Just the thought of it...
Dear God NOOOO!

- Trout

[Marbles]

That's the assumption I've always made.

Works for me..    ;o)

[Art]

But does Dredd have nads?

[Marbles]

Dredd IS a fag.

Anyone who doesn't nail DeMarco when she puts it on a plate must be a fruit (or insane).

[James]

I've mentioned this before so forgive me but I don't care, i'ts such a fun image.

Look at the penultimate part of Sin City. Dredd is holding a gun to Orlok, but rather than shooting him(which Dredd would obviously do after all the trouble Orlok's caused over the years), Dredd lets him drop the virus thing and punches him.

'COS HE LOVES HIM!

Anyway, replace the words 'DAMN YOU!' with 'OOH, YOU BITCH!' and you see that Dredd is definately gay.

Thankyouthatwillbeall.

James