I do love The Onion.
And the fact that I'm entirely guilty of this particular crime. In fact, I'm typing with the Horns right now.
My favourite bit is:
"Formed in 1972 and comprising 12 of the most revered leaders of the metal community, the [Heavy Metal Council] meets annually in its majestic hall atop Vatnajökull, Iceland's largest glacier, to discuss metal affairs."
I'm dissapointing not to be able to find any pictures of 'Adalwolfa'