2000A.D. advertising slogans

[Woolly]

'Snap! Crackle! Cock!'

'It's Shake n Cock, and I helped!'

'Grab Life by the Cock!'

[Max Kon]

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cunt.
look ma, no sex
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Sex.
The Ultimate Sex Machine.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Sex in Your Cup.
A Tough Sex to Follow.
Which Twin has the Sex?
I Was a Sex Weakling.
Sex Keeps Going and Going.
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Sex.
From Our Sex to Yours.
Turn Loose The Sex.
The Real Smell of Sex.
A Day Without Sex is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Silly Rabbit, Sex is for Kids.
Tonight, Let It Be Sex.
Probably The Best Sex In The World.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Sex.
Puts the Sex in Britain.
The Sex That Likes To Say Yes.


woo

[Floyd-the-k]

Nothing says lovin like 2000AD from the oven


needs work

[radiator]

Your Cock, Right Now!

[radiator]

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Dead Baby.

[DavidXBrunt]

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Max Kon.

[Max Kon]

It's Not All Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, you know.

Davidxbrunt Comes to Those Who Wait.

[critter]

I tried spinkter, though my spelling may be off...

"151 Countries, One Spinkter"

"Spinkter, Its Whats For Dinner"

"Leaves Your Spinkter Minty not Mediciney."

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Spinkter."

Critter

[lisataylor]

Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Pussy?

Devon Knows How They Make Pussy So Creamy.

Let your fingers do the walking through the pussy.

Go On, Get Your Pussy Out.

[lisataylor]

Don't Say Brown, Say "Pussy".

[radiator]

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Crack.