Sinister Dexter go Dickensian?

Kev Levell · 08 February, 2009, 08:12:14 PM

You'll probably all think these are rubbish but they amused the imbecile that lives where my brain should be.

I really love some of the puns and names Dan Abnett comes up with for Sinister Dexter and I've been reading Dickens recently...

A weird coalescing thing happened and these names hit me:

Davey Copafeel - a notorious snitch and sex-pest
Marvin Nuzzletit - a pimp
Miss Havashave - a scary bearded spinster
The Hateful Codger - a crime-boss

Anyone else feel like adding to this stupid list of names... or even coming up with a plot to go with them?

DavidXBrunt · 08 February, 2009, 10:40:32 PM

Nickle-arse Nichelle Bee - An Apiarist with cybernetic buttock.

Kerrin · 08 February, 2009, 10:44:18 PM

GENIUS!

DavidXBrunt · 08 February, 2009, 10:46:30 PM

Barny the grudge. A vengenace seeking purple dinosaur.

satchmo · 08 February, 2009, 10:49:23 PM

Cooking with Brunt-brand gasoline now!

Jim_Campbell · 08 February, 2009, 10:50:43 PM

Quote from: "kevlev"You'll probably all think these are rubbish but they amused the imbecile that lives where my brain should be.

In this vein, a recent thread on Ars Technica yielded:

How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot ...

Ayy thangew! Ayy thangew!

Cheers

Jim

DavidXBrunt · 08 February, 2009, 10:51:27 PM

A whale of clue-pretties. Large aquatic mammal with attractive crime solving accomplaces.

Kev Levell · 12 February, 2009, 10:32:31 PM

All-of-a Fist - A "mini-me" version of Bruce Lee (an orphan of course)

DavidXBrunt · 13 February, 2009, 10:49:41 PM

A fail of zoo shitties - The poor shmucks whose job it was to bail out the elephant with diahrea are well and truly in the shit.

I, Cosh · 14 February, 2009, 12:02:07 AM

Quote from: "DavidXBrunt"A whale of clue-pretties. Large aquatic mammal with attractive crime solving accomplaces.

It's taken me five days to get this. Keep them coming.

DavidXBrunt · 14 February, 2009, 09:20:36 AM

The Sick Dick Papist - Ill catholic detective.

Kev Levell · 14 February, 2009, 09:27:06 AM

Quote from: "DavidXBrunt"The Sick Dick Papist - Ill catholic detective.

brilliant!

JayzusB.Christ · 14 February, 2009, 10:02:02 AM

Fartin' Guzzle-shit.
Sorry