What movie do you wish you couldn't remember ?

[Mr D]

I'm not that fussy. There might be a lot of films I really didn't like, but I'm not gonna start slagging them off.

Except one.

Crash.

After being told EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I pipe up about it that I'm a prude/didn't get it/am a fool/to fuck off, I'd like to set the record straight.

I got it.

I'm not a prude, the sex didn't bother me.

I'm not a fool.

It was bullshit.

It was boring.

It was ridiculous and stupid.

There. Now the sodding media means I can't even criticise films without being lumped in as a robot. I saw it without knowing about all the outrage etc. I thought it was dire.

The end.

[Moose]

four fucking weddings and a fucking funeral

bridget fucking jones' fucking diary

fucking love fucking actually

fucking fucking shite.....all of them

[Steamboy]

HIghlander 2
Crow 2
Cube 2
mmmm...can you see where this is going, now I dont mind sequals if they actually add something to the franchise(Spidey 2, Xmen2, Godfather 2)but shit thats just churned out to cash in(or even worse is nothing more than a cheap souless copy of the original, Highlander 3 i'm looking your direction)has no place in my veiwing habits.

CU Krestel

[Tordelbach]

I see Moose is a big Hugh Grant fan...

[Gothmog]

Titanic - Purposely avoided it at the pictures, avoided it on dvd/video release and finally watched in on tv after friends told me they'd though it was going to be awful but watched it and thought it was pretty good.  Slapped friends next time I saw them.

Highlander 2 - Just no.  Zeist???

True Lies - Now I like Jamie Lee Curtis and I know action films have throw-away plots but whatever plot they have shouldn't be completely forgotten about for an interlude with the hero's wife that takes up a third of the film.  It also contains the worst female/comedy sidekick "but I don't know how to fire a gun" moment ever.  EVAH.

[Dudley]

I'm 13, and hanging out with some slightly older kids.  It's a rainy day in 1988, there's nothing on telly, and one of the others suggests that - hurr hurr - he should go to the video shop and get a - hurr hurr - dirty film.  

So we bicycle into town, looking like a crap smalltown version of BMX bandits, and station ourselves in the dogshit-infested wasteland that is the Clevedon shopping centre Triangle, while our mate deepens his voice, squares his shoulders, and marches into the shop holding tightly on to his dad's video library card.

Coming back, he proudly displays the box, with its enticing red "18" certificate, and says that - hurr hurr - it's a real proper porno, innit?  So we jump on our bikes, and pedal the two miles back to his house, stick it in the machine, and ready ourselves for watching a man and a woman, y'know, doing it.  Like, naked and stuff.

What we end up sitting through is "Revenge of the Go-Go Dancers".  In which there is no nudity, no violence, and pretty much no plot whatsoever.  It's like porn for Jehovah's Witnesses.  The girls get involved in some sort of trouble, run away in a car, and have high jinks through America.  Mostly involving shopping for ever more bizzarre 80's costumes.  Then it suddenly ends, for no reason whatsoever.

I'd like to forget this piece of crap.  I'd like to forget the god knows how long all the cycling took.  And I'd particularly like to forget that I volunteered to take it back, and that my parents found it, and that I got punished for having a copy of this worthless piece of rubbish.



I'd also like Mystic Pizza to fuck off out of my memory space for all time.

[JamieB]

Alien vs Predator. Shithouse.

J-Bo-1

[LARF]

Moose - you forgot Nottingbilge :-)

[House of Usher]

Reality Bites.

[Bart Oliver]

Even though Space Cowboy (George Peppard) had a belt that dispensed scotch, water, and ice.

It *still* has to be Battle Beyond the Stars.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/battlebeyond1.jpg>

For a comprehensive trip down mammary lane follow the link.

Link: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/" target="_blank">Was it really all that bad?

[House of Usher]

Santa Claus The Movie.

[House of Usher]

Top Gun.

[Tex Hex]

Requiem for a Dream. Myself and some friends rented this gammon clanger thinking it would be a deep, profound and hard hitting movie. Instead it was the most obvious "oooh drugs are bad" "how bad?" "This bad!" movie. And it was edited like an unwatchable MTV video. Worst of all, everyone else bar one of my friends LOVED it.

"oooh, it really made me think!"

It made me think too - that Trainspotting was better.

hex

[House of Usher]

Goodfellas and the rubbish remake of Cape Fear are two casually sadistic films I could happily forget.

[Woolly]

I robot and Troll 2.