Q & A

Max Kon · 12 October, 2004, 09:59:31 PM

a. no

q. are you evil?

Mr C · 12 October, 2004, 10:02:52 PM

A) just on the weekends when my name is Dr Colossus. "Go-go Colosso-boots!"

Q) If a butterfly flaps its wings in Kansas and causes a hurricane in Florida, how does one go about harnessing this mighty power to create somekind of Weather control device with which to destroy the world and everyone upon it?

Max Kon · 12 October, 2004, 10:04:48 PM

a) butterflies die too quickly

b) what will happen if this ever get to 1000 posts?

House of Usher · 12 October, 2004, 10:26:07 PM

A. If this question weren't hypothetical, I wouldn't have to extrapolate from what I already know in order to give you an answer.

AA. I bet Dr. Vortigan from Solar Wind could find a way to harness that destructive power!

AAA. This thread'll never get 1,000 posts. Dream on!

Q. Anyone here like George Formby?

petemaskreplica · 12 October, 2004, 11:18:08 PM

Nope.

Could the Trout beat me at pool without cheating? ;)

longmanshort · 12 October, 2004, 11:21:33 PM

a) Yup. With his eyes closed and hands tied behind his back too!

q) Which is better? Being short or being tall?

Tanky · 13 October, 2004, 01:55:16 AM

a)I like being tall

b) what movie should i make my housemates watch tonight?

Bico · 13 October, 2004, 02:03:47 AM

Waterworld. It starts with Kevin Costner drinking his own piss - there are few sights finer in all the world.

Why, God, WHY?!! Why did you take her and not me?!? WHHHYYYY!!!????

Bico · 13 October, 2004, 02:06:21 AM

Oh, wait, because I killed and ate her.

How do you get bloodstains from fur?

Conexus · 13 October, 2004, 02:15:48 AM

Why bother, red is in this season, so why not just devour all your loved ones and bathe in their blood, making your coat a lush red colour.

p.s to stop going scabby instantly, just sacrifice your mother's heart to the dark lord Satan
pps. Goth is in this season too

q, what have i been taking to write the above?

Slippery PD · 13 October, 2004, 02:16:01 AM

Detox and a wire brush cures everything

Is everyone else insane or is it just me???

Mr C · 13 October, 2004, 02:47:39 AM

A) Nope, we're all insane here. More meds nurse!

Q) Why are there no Jazzmasters/Jaguars cheap on E-bay?

Endjinn · 13 October, 2004, 03:39:52 AM

A) Because everyone's too busy selling Shaun of the Dead progs.

Q) Is fare-jumping the train a damnation-esque offence?

Max Kon · 13 October, 2004, 07:57:26 AM

it is if the train police catch you, they do exist i saw them aresst a woman.

why isn't all pubic transport free (yes i know, pubic)

Dudley · 13 October, 2004, 04:04:13 PM

A: It is, as long as you don't pay for it. And you should never pay for it.

Q: How long do you have left to live?