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Mr C

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #570 on: 13 October, 2004, 04:17:05 PM »
A) 5.





4....




3....


Q)Are you being paranoid or are they really after you?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #571 on: 13 October, 2004, 04:26:55 PM »
they are after me, i brought it on myself really. I got twelve body bags for christmas, and I felt I had to fill them, just to keep my mum happy.

Q, Why, why , why ?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #572 on: 13 October, 2004, 04:51:15 PM »
A) Delilah? He's only gone and had his Weetabix.


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I buy my own comics and I buy my own CD's
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #573 on: 13 October, 2004, 04:56:38 PM »
A: Bad move, we sleep around
Lookin, sexin, getting high
Better check check this out DJ,
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I don't think you ready for spaghetti
I don't think you ready for spaghetti
I don't think you ready for spaghetti
My body is doing the dishes for ya, babe

Q: Que?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #574 on: 13 October, 2004, 05:26:31 PM »
A) Si.


Q) Why did I come to work today, when I feel so ill?
Better set your phaser to stun.

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #575 on: 13 October, 2004, 05:29:01 PM »
To sit on the 2000adonline message board and avoid work as much as possible.

Why do good ninjas dress in white and bad ninjas in black?  when Black is so slimming after all?


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Re: Q & A
« Reply #576 on: 13 October, 2004, 05:36:56 PM »
A: To show they dont have any blood on their clothes or to hide said blood in the case of evil ninjas.

Q: If a man marries a spoon can he receive any special benefits?

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« Reply #577 on: 13 October, 2004, 05:41:38 PM »
A: Dear Jared.  
Despite your persistent enquiries I am afraid to have to inform you, yet again, that we at the National Department of State Benefits do not recognise the Triangularian religion, nor your "right" under this religion to marry household cutlery.  Now please leave us alone.
Yours sincerely,
Edith Roberts
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Q: What do you get when you fall in love?  Please break down into financial and emotional credit and debits.

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #578 on: 13 October, 2004, 06:14:16 PM »
A) A headache

Q) What would Brian Boitano do?

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« Reply #579 on: 13 October, 2004, 06:35:07 PM »
A) I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Q) Woodchucks. Why do they actually chuck wood when it is so valuable?

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« Reply #580 on: 13 October, 2004, 06:53:18 PM »
its not real wood its MDF, so they are actuall medium density fibre board chucks.  Thats a bit of a mouthfull so it was made woodchuck instead....

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #581 on: 13 October, 2004, 06:54:32 PM »
a) because a woodchuck stores wood in its chucks ... er ... cheeks in the run-up to winter, making spring and summer ideal 'chucking' times for woodchucks. Hench why they ask 'How much wood...' etc, it's a seasonal question ...

b) I've changed my user name for daytime use. Do you think I should have gone for something more original?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #582 on: 13 October, 2004, 07:01:42 PM »
A: People will probably react with indifference either way.

Q: Why do Christian fundamentallers support Bush becuse he's not pro-choice and yet conviniently ignore the fact that he bombed a bunch of people?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #583 on: 13 October, 2004, 07:12:01 PM »
a) because they are idiots

q) who are you?

Mr C

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #584 on: 13 October, 2004, 07:58:36 PM »
A) I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Q) Conan or Hawk the Slayer, who rules the most?