Q & A

[Mr C]

A) 5.





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3....


Q)Are you being paranoid or are they really after you?

[Conexus]

they are after me, i brought it on myself really. I got twelve body bags for christmas, and I felt I had to fill them, just to keep my mum happy.

Q, Why, why , why ?

[Mr C]

A) Delilah? He's only gone and had his Weetabix.


Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own comics and I buy my own CD's
Only watch the telly when I'm feelin hungry
When it's all over please get up and leave
The shoes on my feet
Alf Garnet
The clothes I'm wearing
Alf Garnet
The rock I'm rockin'
Alf Garnet
'Cause I depend on meat.

[Dudley]

A: Bad move, we sleep around
Lookin, sexin, getting high
Better check check this out DJ,
Gemini Spiderman with ten things
I don't think you ready for spaghetti
I don't think you ready for spaghetti
I don't think you ready for spaghetti
My body is doing the dishes for ya, babe

Q: Que?

[Oddboy]

A) Si.


Q) Why did I come to work today, when I feel so ill?

[Slippery PD]

To sit on the 2000adonline message board and avoid work as much as possible.

Why do good ninjas dress in white and bad ninjas in black?  when Black is so slimming after all?

[Jared Katooie]

A: To show they dont have any blood on their clothes or to hide said blood in the case of evil ninjas.

Q: If a man marries a spoon can he receive any special benefits?

[Dudley]

A: Dear Jared.  
Despite your persistent enquiries I am afraid to have to inform you, yet again, that we at the National Department of State Benefits do not recognise the Triangularian religion, nor your "right" under this religion to marry household cutlery.  Now please leave us alone.
Yours sincerely,
Edith Roberts
pp NDSB Director

Q: What do you get when you fall in love?  Please break down into financial and emotional credit and debits.

[Tanky]

A) A headache

Q) What would Brian Boitano do?

[Mr C]

A) I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Q) Woodchucks. Why do they actually chuck wood when it is so valuable?

[Slippery PD]

its not real wood its MDF, so they are actuall medium density fibre board chucks.  Thats a bit of a mouthfull so it was made woodchuck instead....

Why am I so cynical???

[longmanshort]

a) because a woodchuck stores wood in its chucks ... er ... cheeks in the run-up to winter, making spring and summer ideal 'chucking' times for woodchucks. Hench why they ask 'How much wood...' etc, it's a seasonal question ...

b) I've changed my user name for daytime use. Do you think I should have gone for something more original?

[Jared Katooie]

A: People will probably react with indifference either way.

Q: Why do Christian fundamentallers support Bush becuse he's not pro-choice and yet conviniently ignore the fact that he bombed a bunch of people?

[Max Kon]

a) because they are idiots

q) who are you?

[Mr C]

A) I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Q) Conan or Hawk the Slayer, who rules the most?