Best thing to put on toast?

[Trout]

Four pages and not a mention of Lemon Curd.
Philistines.

You know what? Fair enough. I apologise.

[TordelBack]

Philistines.

Yaweh is a rough type of deity to be sure, but I'm not sure even He ever asked Moses & Co to actually eat His enemies...  However, I suppose there's mileage in the idea of a religion based on spreading unbelievers on toast... the Hovis Witnesses, maybe?

[Richmond Clements]

Four pages and not a mention of Lemon Curd.
Philistines.

You know what? Fair enough. I apologise.

He's got a point. Tempted to lock the thread - we've reached the apex.

[Hawkmumbler]

Captain Misery strikes again!

[Goaty]

It's Jam, is it?

[Richmond Clements]

Captain Misery strikes again!

I choked on my coffee just then! Damn you sir!

[Proudhuff]

Mr La-dee-da Gunner Killjoy!

[I, Cosh]

Philistines.

Yaweh is a rough type of deity to be sure, but I'm not sure even He ever asked Moses & Co to actually eat His enemies...  However, I suppose there's mileage in the idea of a religion based on spreading unbelievers on toast... the Hovis Witnesses, maybe?

Latter Day Crossaints?

Four pages and not a mention of Lemon Curd.

This was covered in the very first post.

For the record, I think jams, marmalades and similar sweet spreads should be reserved for children and the senile.

[Trout]

I've been thinking a bit more about this topic and, if we can extend it to other bakery products such as English muffins, I can type the magical phrase "eggs benedict".

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[TordelBack]

...English muffins...

Fully assimilated already, I see.

[Trout]

...English muffins...

Fully assimilated already, I see.

Well, the term "muffin" can have a variety of uses, even in the UK. I was keen not to refer to anything with blueberries, puppets or sexual conduct.

[TordelBack]

I was keen not to refer to anything with blueberries, puppets or sexual conduct.

Seems a pretty attractive combination all the same.

[Hawkmumbler]

Captain Misery strikes again!

I choked on my coffee just then! Damn you sir!

Job done. Soak it up with some English scones.

[malak brood]

has to be HP sauce.....other (inferior) brands are available!

[Theblazeuk]

For all purposes - Peanut Butter

For fancy breakfast times on the weekend - egg, mushrooms and bacon mit ketchup

For a snack - Lutenitza (a Bulgarian tomato/pepper relish)