The Letters Beast - Online!

[Colin YNWA]

Last up is Paul Weller of Cornwall and it would be beneath us to make...

You handled that with Style, Counselling* the options of others to avoid the easy jokes.

*Yes, yes I know its the other spelling and no 'ing'. I said we've been told to avoid the easy jokes...

And yes I made that joke with a Heavy Soul. Anyone not Wild Would*. I just hope it provided some Illumination and won't make anyone think of Going Undergroud. This is a Modern World however and we just have to accept All the Mod Cons, like the internet and for good or ill the poor jokes they support.

The comments presented The Gift of a chance too good to ignore and while any efforts to continue down that line would be Sound, Affects on folks standing on the forum might be negatively impacted.

*Yes, yes see previous comment

[Proudhuff]

MATRON!!!

[Buttonman]

A big hitters, well medium hitters at any rate, letters page in the currebt Peog, 2353.

For your groats you get :

Neil Colquhoun - 17th Letter
Tristan Louth - 23rd Letter
Ade Bowen - 15th Letter
Chris Browning - 19th Letter
Stephen (Formally Steve) Hallam - 7th Letter.

New writers? We don't want their kind here!

[Proudhuff]

Almost tempted out of retirement...

[Buttonman]

The New Year Update!

[Richard]

I'd like to claim two new letters last year in progs 2319 and 2357 please.

WWW

[Link Prime]

You know how it goes Rick, once he got to the top he stopped caring.

[Buttonman]

I'd like to claim two new letters last year in progs 2319 and 2357 please.

Sorry I missed these - the Beast had a malfunction and didn't prompt me to add in your Beast code of WWW. Now logged and it rockets you up the charts to 21st= on 16.

You know how it goes Rick, once he got to the top he stopped caring.

Yeah, like I ever did! (totally did, always).

[Richard]

Thank you!

[nxylas]

Steve Frame - any relation?

[Richard]

Chalk up another star letter for Mr Watson!

[Buttonman]

Ooooh! Exciting! Not got my Prog yet!

[Proudhuff]

sook.