Get David Hasselhoff to Number 1

[Bico]

HOFF FOR TEH WIN!

Link: http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/" target="_blank">Exactly what it says on the tin.

[DavidXBrunt]

No. I won't do it and you can't make me.

It's like bumsex all over again.

[Dudley]

You have become Get Hasselhoff To Number 1 supporter #39837

But I've just realised I can't help him in the British charts.  Dammit.

[Bico]

And just like bumsex, you'll secretly like it.

[Byron Virgo]

Hey! You stole my idea!!

[WoD]

Bad bear...naughty bear...

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I always thought of Hasselhoff as a Number 2.

[Concrete Block 15]

Mmmm. Shite Rider. Yeah.

[Byron Virgo]

Hey, now come on - I think, after all that Hasselhoff has done for all of us over the years, he deserves just a modicum of respect and a premierre spot in the UK download charts, no?

C'mon, this is the guy who repeatedly saved the world with only the thick carpety hair on his chest, a Kevin Keegan perma-wig, some leather trousers and a camp talking car to help him - we *owe* him!

"Ask not what The Hoff can do for you, but what you can do for The Hoff."

[Tiplodocus]

All this Hoff nonsense is a bit forsed though isn't it?  It's not a genuine groundswell probably more a concerted viral marketing campaign to tie in with the DVD release or him being in the new Adam Sandler movie.

Sheep, I say, sheep.

[MiketheMonk]

You have become Get Hasselhoff To Number 1 supporter #39837

But I've just realised I can't help him in the British charts. Dammit.

Don't Hassle the Hoff!!!

[Byron Virgo]

Glasswell - you're dead to me now.


Hasselhoff quoted in Private Eye (originally printed in the Guardian's G2 supplement):

"I think you have choices to make and the biggest choice that I made is I tried to save the world and forgot to save myself."

Now c'mon - don't try and tell me you don't believe that this man deserves to go straight to #1!

[Roger Godpleton]

How long before the ironic Hoff revival loses the irony, and he is considered as properly cool?

[dweezil2]

Sorry, I read that as, 'A proper tool'.
Nightrider he can be forgiven for-but everything else he's done would probably have him strung up for, in some middle eastern countries!

[skoi]

Calculon how could you!?