You know you've read too much 2000AD when...

[Dudley]

...you attempt in all seriousness to play "SQUAXX" on a triple word score in Scrabble...

[Skullmo]

When you read the word magnificent you think 'meknificent' in your head.

[Mabs]

When you start saying "grud" instead of god in everyday speech.

Trust me, I do it a lot!

[von Boom]

You're stopped at a traffic control and you say 'Yes Judge... I mean officer.'

[Steven Sterlacchini]

You can't watch a sci-fi film without thinking of a 2000AD story it's similar to.

[TordelBack]

You refer to stall-sold processed-meats as 'Hotties' and don't understand why people look at you strangely when you say you're going to grab some.  (True story, fact fans). 

[paddykafka]

You name all your kids after the best-known characters: "Johhny Alpha! Dredd! Nemesis! Halo jones! - your dinner's are gettin' cold !"

[SuperSurfer]

Someone or something winds you up and you say to yourself: "Number four cartridge".

You prepare to carve the Sunday roast and shout out: "Boot knife!"

[Proudhuff]

everytime you see two police motercyclist you shout 'Judges!' much to your families ebracement 

[judgerufian]

you can guess from reading the news which celebrity will appear next as a Mega City Block.

[TordelBack]

You wonder why there isn't a crappy restaurant chain called T.G.I. Wednesdays

[von Boom]

You mentally sentence people when they do something stupid in front of you.

[von Boom]

You calendar looks like this:

No prog day | No prog day | No prog day | PROG DAY! | No prog day | No Prog day | No Prog Day
         1                2                 3                 4                  5                6                  7
         8                9                10                11                 12              13                 14
         15              16               17                18                 19              20                 21
         22              23               24                25                 26              27                 28
         29              30               31

[Skullmo]

You refer to mince as munce

[TordelBack]

You insist your kid includes 'over-farming' as a possible cause of extinction in their Dinosaur homework.