Life Spugs because...

[Roger Godpleton]

My sister is coming home tomorrow.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

My sister is coming home tomorrow.

We've all shagged her mom 

[Mike Gloady]

So has SHE.  And we've all seen it in that video Roger's sig used to link to.

[Dunk!]

'Cos i can now no longer make HiEx.

An American executive is visiting work that weekend and my presense is required.

Had this booked for months and with one week to go...

Incandecent with pure rage.

Dunk!

PS. just cancelled a single room for Fri-Sun at the Ramada Inverness if anyone wants to jump in my grave.

[Richmond Clements]

'Cos i can now no longer make HiEx.

An American executive is visiting work that weekend and my presense is required.

Had this booked for months and with one week to go...

Incandecent with pure rage.

Dunk!

PS. just cancelled a single room for Fri-Sun at the Ramada Inverness if anyone wants to jump in my grave.

Fuck that!

[Mike Gloady]

ARSEHOLES!

Sorry to hear that, Dunk.  We'll have to meet at the next one.

[Kev Levell]

Aww, Dunk! the buggers, that doesn't at all sound fair or right... shit like this is why I'm glad I work for myself. We'll miss you, see you in Bristol and/or Brum though?

[wild-seven]

I sent Mr Gloady a badge in the post to wear on Hell-trek, the mother-funting postie would appear to have stolen it.

Oh and it can't just be me who thinks the new pepsi max advert in which three guys pretend the world's about to end so one of them can get laid is exceptionally creepy right? I don't think acting like a sex offender is the best image Pepsi could have chosen to attatch to people who buy their drink

[Peter Wolf]

Oh and it can't just be me who thinks the new pepsi max advert in which three guys pretend the world's about to end so one of them can get laid is exceptionally creepy right? I don't think acting like a sex offender is the best image Pepsi could have chosen to attatch to people who buy their drink

MMMMMMMmmmmmm......the acrid chemical taste of Aspartame laced Pepsi Max !!!!

NO SUGAR !!!

MAXIMUM ASPARTAME !!

[Mike Gloady]

Yeah, that advert is creepier than a paedo convention.

[House of Usher]

I think the generation after mine somehow managed to reach adulthood without having been taught anything at all about sexual politics. I don't know how it happened, but I half feel sorry for them and half envy them.

[Roger Godpleton]

Mum borrowed a pound off me so she could get the Daily Mail for the offer where you get a bunch of (inevitably gross) flowers. Now when I go to Boots for lunch tomorrow I'll have to break into a £10 note.



Fuck you, mum.

[Dandontdare]

Never lend ANYONE money to buy the Daily Mail.

Drink, drugs, explosives, fine, but that's just sick.



EDIT: Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?

[blakaam kaplow]

Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?

And what can you get there for a pound?

My local pharmacy, won't feed me

[Roger Godpleton]

You can get any of their range of sandwiches, wraps or salds, a drink (coke, red bull, lucozade, dr. pepper, fanta, you name it) and a dessert or packet of crisps for £2.99.

I the fuck go to Boots for lunch.

I only have £2 in coinage at the mo.