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The Super Duper LIMERICK COMP With PRIZES!!!

Started by Bad City Blue, 10 November, 2014, 03:55:59 PM

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Bad City Blue

You lucky, lucky people...

To encourage the creative juices without too much plotting, instead of a short story comp we are having a limerick competition.

You can enter as many times as you want, but only ONE from each entrant will go into the voting thread (you will be asked to choose yourself)

Anything 2000ad related goes.

The most popular will get a 2000ad graphic novel, courtesy of Rebellion, with another for a random voter.

Can someone pin this please.

Good luck

(You've got until Christmas)

A fella called Bad City Blue,
Sent a message to all of his droogs,
It isn't a crime,
To deliver a rhyme,
So pens out, and over to you
BCB
Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

Mark Taylor

Thar once wuz a buttist named Mean,
Whose buttin' wuz viciously keen;
With his dial set ta four,
He'd butt ya ta gore,
'Til all that wuz left wuz yore spleen.

Bad City Blue

Quote from: Mark Taylor on 10 November, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Thar once wuz a buttist named Mean,
Whose buttin' wuz viciously keen;
With his dial set ta four,
He'd butt ya ta gore,
'Til all that wuz left wuz yore spleen.

fab
Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

strontium71

There once was a beardy man called Moore
Who is always asked 'Halo Jones - where's book four?'
Get off your high horse
I'm kidding of course
Don't be a bore Moore , and give us some more...
...because I hate you.

Albion

Rinus Limpopop Quintz
At Christmas liked pies full of mince
He ate such a glut
He got a pain in his gut
By grud did it make him wince
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side.

Misanthrope

There once was a lawman called Dredd.
Who let all his of his enemies eat lead.
They would fall to the floor when he yelled "I am the Law!"
Simply because they were dead.
Did you know Christ was a werewolf?

Definitely Not Mister Pops

A cigar that was anthropomorphic
And his mate who didn't get logic
Both tortured a man
By the name of Sam
Who hunted for all things robotic
You may quote me on that.

Skullmo

There was a lone Trooper named Rogue
Whose skin was most certainly not rouge
His stories were good
But then they went crap
A bit like this limerick
It's a joke. I was joking.

Fungus

Quote from: Skullmo on 11 November, 2014, 12:02:29 AM
There was a lone Trooper named Rogue
Whose skin was most certainly not rouge
His stories were good
But then they went crap
A bit like this limerick

Must try harder.

shaolin_monkey

A Citizen of Mega City One
Came across a mislaid gun
On his mind was the thrift
So gave to his son as a gift
And now he's doing a 15 stretch in the cubes for supplying firearms to minors.

Skullmo

Quote from: Fungus on 11 November, 2014, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: Skullmo on 11 November, 2014, 12:02:29 AM
There was a lone Trooper named Rogue
Whose skin was most certainly not rouge
His stories were good
But then they went crap
A bit like this limerick

Must try harder.

I assume you do not understand the form of the anti-limerick. You can google it.
It's a joke. I was joking.

Satanist

There once was a young boarder called Roger,
Whos Mom was real fond of the todger,
Banned for posting a picture,
of a close up of a sphincter,
He lives on in the minds of old codgers.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

hippynumber1

Judge Dredd decided to pass a new law
That said limericks need to scan.
"If they don't work
You'll get arrested
And put on a chain-gang in the Cursed Earth, Creep!" he said.

Skullmo

There once was a dog named Dave
who was a slave to the save
function in Excel
and it felt like hell
When he forgot to save and lost his work
The end

Oh it has to be about 2000ad!

Ok just replace Dave with Mek Quake
It's a joke. I was joking.

judgerufian

Quote from: Skullmo on 11 November, 2014, 01:43:10 PM
There once was a dog named Dave
who was a slave to the save
function in Excel
and it felt like hell
When he forgot to save and lost his work
The end

Oh it has to be about 2000ad!

Ok just replace Dave with Mek Quake

theres no dog called Mek-Quake!  ;)