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JOE SOAP


Frank

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 October, 2019, 08:37:33 AM
It's getting scary, Doctor Jones.

Maybe Harrison Ford could be persuaded to Irishman the new Indy film he and Spielberg seem determined to make.

Thirty-year-old stuntman dives about the Amazon wearing a blue mask then Ford phones in his dialogue from a barging holiday in the Midlands.



von Boom

Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
2. Always return messages when tenant is not home.
3. Always doubt the veracity of a tenant's complaint. A flood is only a drop or two if at all.
4. Schedule all appointments/visits to tenant's home at most inconvenient times for tenant.
5. Complain to tenant that they aren't paying enough every time you do speak.
6. Delay all repairs. Indefinitely if possible.
7. Any repairs that must be done can be handled with grey tape and paint.
8. Cash rent cheques at least three days early.
9. Charge penalties and fees when cheques bounce.
10. Evict early. Evict often.

JOE SOAP

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Quote from: Frank on 31 October, 2019, 01:43:34 PM
Maybe Harrison Ford could be persuaded to Irishman the new Indy film he and Spielberg seem determined to make.

They tend to end up with smoother versions of fatter, older faces, so if you know what young Indy Ford (or De niro) actually looked like 30/40 years ago, it's disconcerting. It worked better with Samuel Jackson (or unfamiliar faces), but as they say, black don't crack.


TordelBack

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 October, 2019, 08:37:33 AM
It's getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

The Legendary Shark

Quote from: von Boom on 31 October, 2019, 02:04:00 PM
Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
2. Always return messages when tenant is not home.
3. Always doubt the veracity of a tenant's complaint. A flood is only a drop or two if at all.
4. Schedule all appointments/visits to tenant's home at most inconvenient times for tenant.
5. Complain to tenant that they aren't paying enough every time you do speak.
6. Delay all repairs. Indefinitely if possible.
7. Any repairs that must be done can be handled with grey tape and paint.
8. Cash rent cheques at least three days early.
9. Charge penalties and fees when cheques bounce.
10. Evict early. Evict often.

You okay, vB?

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JOE SOAP

Quote from: TordelBack on 31 October, 2019, 03:29:49 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 October, 2019, 08:37:33 AM
It's getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

I think Tordelbot has been deep-faked.



von Boom

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 31 October, 2019, 03:39:36 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 31 October, 2019, 02:04:00 PM
Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
You okay, vB?
Yeah, just frustrated with my landlord.

Link Prime

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 October, 2019, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 October, 2019, 03:29:49 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 October, 2019, 08:37:33 AM
It's getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

I think Tordelbot has been deep-faked.

The GardaĆ­ dredged a rohypnol laced cardigan from the Grand Canal earlier.
Worrying.

TordelBack

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Not worry [$addressee$], fat fingers lose battle with autocorrupt, [$username$] peak physical condition, ask me how. Still think Boris doing [$superlative$] job, Irexit next then please whole Union of Europe implode! Meghan Merkle to follow.

TordelBack

There's a surprising amount of nerd-pleasure in opening the front door to a really good homemade Demogorgon.

I also got to confide to Miles Morales that he was the best Spiderman.

The Legendary Shark


But... what about Nicholas Hammond? Nicholas Hammond, dammit!

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Frank


Doubt Tharg could afford to get Neal Adams to draw Judge Dredd, but this guy did:






Dandontdare

Quote from: TordelBack on 31 October, 2019, 06:31:35 PM
There's a surprising amount of nerd-pleasure in opening the front door to a really good homemade Demogorgon.

I also got to confide to Miles Morales that he was the best Spiderman.

this made me smile ... https://imgur.com/gallery/i6M108Y