Threadjacking!

[Bubba Zebill]

And One Eyed Myra, the queen of
the galley who trained the
ostrich and the camels
She looked at me squinty with her
one good eye in a Roy Orbison
T-shirt as she bottle fed
an orangutan named Tripod

[Spaceghost]

Wearing two different Evangelion t-shirts in a week? OK, I guess I am an anime geek.

[Proudhuff]

 Pigs In Satin? Hmmmmmm

[Goaty]

I love hiding

[Bubba Zebill]

My cat just puked up a mouse all inside out and that.

[The Legendary Shark]

Yap? Room's open.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

But we'll boot you out 

[The Legendary Shark]

Then you'll never know The Secret...

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Good job, Shark. Now EVERYBODY knows there's a secret. The best secrets are the secrets that nobody suspects even exist.[spoiler]*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED[/spoiler]

[Jared Katooie]

Tony Curtis.

[Frank]

Bernard Schwartz. Cary Grant.

[Bubba Zebill]

Mega-city signage 'Minimum Speed 250KPH'...So just when did Justice Department switch to metric?...and why wasn't that important development covered in Origins? WHY?

[nicklarr]

August Strindberg - Lördagskväll.

Vinden vilar, viken ligger som en spegel,
kvarnen somnar, seglarn tar ner segel.
Oxarne bli släppta ut i gröna hagen,
allting rustar sig till vilodagen.

Morkullsträcket drager över skogen,
drängen spelar dragklavér vid logen,
förstukvisten sopas, gården krattas,
trädgårdssängar vattnas och syrener skattas.

På rabatten ligga barnens dockor
under brokiga tulpaners klockor.
Bolln i gräset lagt sig i skym unnan,
och trumpeten drunknat uti vattentunnan.

Gröna luckor äro redan slutna,
låsen stängda, reglar skjutna,
frun går själv och släcker sista ljuset,
snart i drömmar sover hela huset.

Ljumma juninatten slumrar stilla,
still står gårdens nötta vädervilla,
men i stranden ännu havet gormar;
det är bara dyningar från veckans stormar.

[Link Prime]

Anyone who speaks German can't be evil.

[Dandontdare]

"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
Charles De Gaulle, "Les Mots du General", 1962