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Who are the most luscious judicial babes in history. Here are mine

5. Hershey - She can be Chief of me any time!
4. Hollister - I'd love to go on an undercover assignment with her!!!
3. Karyn - She's got me Raptau-round her little finger!!!
2. Anderson - Coma-ver here sweet cheeks!!!
1. DiMarco - Strangely enough, I can't make any more sexist comments.

Well?...

Treasure "Chest" Steel.  

I SAID TOP FIVE. How are you Dudley?

YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THE TOP FIVE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT OF US?

Anyway, Treasure was sexy, in her own fashion.

I'm good.  How's the studies?  Did you finally get my email?

What about Perrier (even though she did go down to some zomboids)?

Dekker

... Tho not now of course

... Tho not now of course as shes dead. And in bits. and not real

DiMarco man, she's filth.

Mind you they're all filth really.

"Did you finally get my e-mail?"

No.

why does my comp do that i type my thing and it posts it incompleat and then again compleat
 rubbish

Well, I don't really understand how a drawn character can really be considered sexy.

Really? You mean you never fancied Betty Rubble?

Anything can be sexy these days Byron - even political files.

If it helps, pretend you're a drawn character, and wonder which drawn characters you'd go for if you knew nothing of the 3D world which exists beyond the pages...

...or Bugs Bunny when he dressed up as a lady rabbit... uh... I've said too much.

Hmmm...who would I go for if I was a drawn character? The only drawn character I can think of immediately that I would associate with myself would be The Black Currant, from Warrior/Thrud The Barbarian. In which case, I think I'd go for Chira, from Nemesis the Warlock, due to her aquestrian abillities.

I fear I was always a Wilma man, however.

How come no-ones yet to add Judge Edgar to the list?

"Well, I'd go with Betty.


But I'd be thinking of Wilma."

"If it helps, pretend you're a drawn character, and wonder which drawn characters you'd go for if you knew nothing of the 3D world which exists beyond the pages..."

Not that i... er... oddboy has ever done this. at all. ever . even when i... erm... HE was 12...

... or something
~>:oD

tsk, you boys are ridiculous.

theres probably only been like 6 laydee judges.

and theres nothing wrong with fancying drawings. of course not, Holt rocks, but Buchanan mmmmm he had that whole " Thats 40 quid diesel & a hot pie please love " thing going on, yummie.
and joe pineapples ?  Phooooaaarrr ! i fancied him long before the spurrious one had Lobster bisque for dinner one day.
and lenny zero ?
and Slaine ?  oooo ive come over all perculiar.
theres some nice portraits of Tharg about too, but of course he's real. and i love him.

When it comes to 2D laydees, there can be only one:

I'm with byron here. Drawings don't turn me on
I ocasionally think 'she'd be hot if she was real'
this is why i don't buy manga porn, real nude women and photos of turn me on

What about Judge Blue?

MAX ! behave yourself !   prOn has nothing to do with reality young padiwan, now go rinse your mouth out with soap & sit in the corner.

I'm saying real women turn me on, drawings don't

Cartoon pr0n is more honest than real porn, as real porn is still just two actors pretending.

and wilst you are in the courner STOP LOOKING AT PORN!!

~(;oD

Hmm. Thats a really good excuse to buy it...

i'm in the courner. Nobody else can see what i'm looking at

The coroner always sees everything I'm doing.

Laughing at Max: So much fun.

"Laughing at Max: So much fun."

You're just glad he's taken over from you, hyperclown!

look at ryankingo7. He can't even post here, laugh at him.

Why's that foolish one?

"Holt rocks, but Buchanan mmmmm he had that whole " Thats 40 quid diesel & a hot pie please love " thing going on, yummie.
and joe pineapples ? Phooooaaarrr ! i fancied him long before the spurrious one had Lobster bisque for dinner one day.
and lenny zero ?
and Slaine ? oooo ive come over all perculiar.
theres some nice portraits of Tharg about too, but of course he's real. and i love him.

Okay, Slaine I can understand (part of your Bisley Fantasy?), and Lenny Zero too. But Joe Pineapples?? He's just a robot - he hasn't even got any sex organs (they come seperately).

And as for your speculations about Buchanan, it seems like you like the balding, middle-aged type who says things like:
"Awight luv, I've just cleaned all the filth off the backseat of me Vauxhall Astra, fancy a tumble?"

Basically, I'm saying that you seem to be developing Chav sex fantasies, Bou!

who`s Buchanan?

Krusti, this is an important question. There aren`t really that many female judges. Here`s my top five

1. DeMarco...in her first appearance, the only females judge to be out and out interested in sex.
2. Karyn, looks like a goer
3. Hollister
3. Andersen, especially as drawn by Gibson. I just worry that afterwards, she`d come over all drawn-by-Ransom and give you hours of boring hippy pillow talk
4.What`s her name, the Lowlife Judge. Not a conventional beauty but would certainly be a night to remember
5. That Britcit Judge with the wife and the handcuffs

Hershey is just too job-focussed for me. She`d always be thinking about things back at the office

And still not one vote for Edgar, even out of sympathy!

Buchanan was the military bloke who kept badgering former alien hunter Holt in Asylum II Floyd.

>~Okay, Slaine I can understand (part of your Bisley Fantasy?),~

no bisley is my slaine fantasy !!


 >~and Lenny Zero too. But Joe Pineapples?? He's just a robot - he hasn't even got any sex organs (they come seperately). ~

tsk you men are so superficial , whats it gotta do with joined sex organs? seperately works for me, an d boy that robot can hit the mark from miles away

>~And as for your speculations about Buchanan, it seems like you like the balding, middle-aged type ~
 thats cos i am actually bloody middle aged. tsk.

i am actually bloody middle aged

...at your age, Bou? I sincerely hope not.

;)

is it bad to consider a comic book heroine as sexy.?

its an art form, for many hundreds of years the painted form has been considered a thing of beauty.why not the comic book form of such things.

its the form of art we apprecaite in the same way as many do painting and etchings in national museum and the lourve in paris.

all that being said.

DE MARCO went up in my personal top ten with the recent simping detective appearance.

the paragraph above is not just to convince myself im am beyond help.
jessica rabbit.V cameron diaz ? tough call to be honest.

"But Joe Pineapples?? He's just a robot - he hasn't even got any sex organs (they come seperately)." i would point out that Bou ait the first to think that about jo the reason was kick out of the X-termiaters (i think thats the name of the top mech assasing squad he was in) was a leason with a human woman

Tweak's right, and anyway, remember when Hammerstein wanted to get together with, uh, what was her name, Terri i think, the woman who thought she was a robot. he asked joe pineapples about that time he got thrown out of the x-terminators for knocking off a commanding officer's wife, and said something like: "um, Joe, i know that you've got... modifications" and proceeded to ask where he could get some.

oh god, what's wrong with me, i'm arguing the case for a beautiful woman to sleep with a robot instead of a human male. it's true, geeks like me are an evolutionary measure, brought into being to help stem the problem of overpopulation...

ANDERSON

"oh god, what's wrong with me, i'm arguing the case for a beautiful woman to sleep with a robot instead of a human male."

um hate to break it to you but ladys have been sleeping with robots for a while now...
...D cell batterys any one?
"bbbbzzzzzzzzzzttttt"

would a robot slurp his tea? fart ? whinge ?... oh yeah hammerstein whinges & has all those moral conundrums...ZZzzzz.. he must be cancerian.

would a robot be fecking useless at building flatpack furniture? would a robot sit on its arse watching me work... well blackblood would

nahhh Joe , bet he's a scorpio, he works for me. wonder if he's mains re-chargable?

To sum up:

Cartoon 'pron' is much better than normal 'pron' because it's much easier to get the curves going the way you want without airbrushing. Anyone who's ever read the Daredevil story by Kev Smith with Natasha, they know what I'm talking about.

In terms of Dredd judges, I gotta vote for DiMarco. Every time she's been drawn, she's always looked like an angel. Obviously there's the prog 987 cover [and anyone who remembers that number as readily as I do is as much of a perv as I am!] but there's also the actual Ezquerra element to the Pit. Then you got the Megazine storytellers - even when they weren't trying to make her sexy, they still made her sexy, and now you got the latest story where she's a wrestler in a two-piece. Somehow being encased in Boing for two years just doesn't come close to that level of attraction.

"Somehow being encased in Boing for two years just doesn't come close to that level of attraction."

Unless of course you are into the more exotic forms of BDSM...

... Restraints & Ball gag anyone?

the question should be top 5 sexiest female judges as drawn by whom?

bolland did sexy anderson...those boots for starters, but arthur ransom doesn't...

steve dillon managed to make mcgruder sexy in a dominatrix sort of way, as did the mighty carlos, until she came back from the cursed earth.

demarco works in carlos' version, but the current meg version by fraser irvine looks bugger all like her, cliff robinson's recent cover was a more true likeness, galen...what big thighs you have...

anyway, five in no order

hershey by bolland
anderson by bolland
demarco by ezquerra
mcgruder by dillon
dunno...karyn maybe? run out of good ones.

Ehhhhh....

One to chalk up for a future Simping Detective story...

- Steve