Title: Caption Compo
Post by: Proudhuff on 16 January, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 16 January, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
Hope this works...
haw about a caption for this fotae?
haw about a caption for this fotae?
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 16 January, 2008, 04:53:48 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 16 January, 2008, 04:53:48 PM
"Well if you're a rabbit then I'm a pig..."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Mikey on 16 January, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
Post by: Mikey on 16 January, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
Rabbit - "You're not real.You're a figment of my imagination.Your not real, your a figment of my imagination..."
The Animals of Farthing Wood got more than they bargained for when they advertised for a pig.
The Animals of Farthing Wood got more than they bargained for when they advertised for a pig.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Peter Wolf on 16 January, 2008, 05:53:17 PM
Post by: Peter Wolf on 16 January, 2008, 05:53:17 PM
Hare: " WE have a petition to bring back hunting ,would you like to sign? "
Hare: "Have you seen Mark Wallinger ? "
Hare "This is just like Animal Farm.George Orwell was right ."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: ukdane on 16 January, 2008, 06:00:34 PM
Post by: ukdane on 16 January, 2008, 06:00:34 PM
"Have you not heard the story of the hare and the tortoise officer, I swear I wasn't speeding."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2008, 06:01:43 PM
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2008, 06:01:43 PM
At the inquest PC Adams would claim that his Race Relations training had never covered the phrase "hop it!".
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Hoagy on 16 January, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Post by: Hoagy on 16 January, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Hi, I'm a hallucination but it looks like someone's buggered up my connection between the ether and someones loss of their grasp of reality.Is there any chance I can jump on board a cancellation, chartered flight?
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: The Adventurer on 16 January, 2008, 06:37:47 PM
Post by: The Adventurer on 16 January, 2008, 06:37:47 PM
"Fucking Fleshy cops, killing our Buzz, MAAAAAAN."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: The Monarch on 16 January, 2008, 06:44:30 PM
Post by: The Monarch on 16 January, 2008, 06:44:30 PM
Rabbit: Its duck season honestly
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Trout on 16 January, 2008, 06:52:53 PM
Post by: Trout on 16 January, 2008, 06:52:53 PM
"Officer, that man told me he's really horny."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: johnnystress on 16 January, 2008, 07:01:11 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 16 January, 2008, 07:01:11 PM
"Officer, have you seen James Stewart anywhere?"
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:03:31 PM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:03:31 PM
"Sorry, officer, I can't say I've noticed anything unusual around here."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:03:57 PM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:03:57 PM
"Sorry, officer, I can't say I've noticed anything unusual around here."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:04:18 PM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 January, 2008, 07:04:18 PM
"You don't half look daft dressed up like that."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: dobbsy on 16 January, 2008, 07:16:22 PM
Post by: dobbsy on 16 January, 2008, 07:16:22 PM
Don't give me any hare-lip.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: WoD on 16 January, 2008, 08:29:54 PM
Post by: WoD on 16 January, 2008, 08:29:54 PM
Copper: I don't care if you are a rabbit and your mate IS feeling HORNY...you're not allowed to do that round here!
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: vzzbux on 16 January, 2008, 09:45:31 PM
Post by: vzzbux on 16 January, 2008, 09:45:31 PM
Officer: "Bright eyes? Too dialated for my liking your nicked"
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Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: mogzilla on 16 January, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
Post by: mogzilla on 16 January, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
rabbit: but i never actually paid her officer she was too deer
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Hoagy on 16 January, 2008, 10:38:26 PM
Post by: Hoagy on 16 January, 2008, 10:38:26 PM
Come on Gary , I said come as some sort of animal maybe used as food. If you're doing this on purpose, which I seriously think you are, I don't find it funny. No-one else here is laughing.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Rob Spalding on 16 January, 2008, 10:41:02 PM
Post by: Rob Spalding on 16 January, 2008, 10:41:02 PM
Officer, are you a virgin by any chance? Would you like to come to our harvest festival - you can be the fool.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Trout on 16 January, 2008, 11:07:52 PM
Post by: Trout on 16 January, 2008, 11:07:52 PM
"Fancy coming back to my place?"
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 January, 2008, 12:00:33 AM
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 January, 2008, 12:00:33 AM
PIG: "Ello Ello Ello whats going on Hare then ? "
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: JudgePrager on 17 January, 2008, 08:13:15 AM
Post by: JudgePrager on 17 January, 2008, 08:13:15 AM
'We're not trespassing, we're on an epic quest to find the wise owl of the wood.'
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:42:25 AM
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:42:25 AM
Rabbit: "Dr. Moreau? Never heard of him."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:46:46 AM
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:46:46 AM
Policeman: "I don't mind what you get up to in your own house sir, but furry love dogging is banned in these parts. Now get back in your car, wipe down your steering wheel and be on your way."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: VisibleMan on 17 January, 2008, 08:50:15 AM
Post by: VisibleMan on 17 January, 2008, 08:50:15 AM
Rabbit: Sorry mate, it's nudists only. That suit will have to come off.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:50:17 AM
Post by: LARF on 17 January, 2008, 08:50:17 AM
Rabbit:"...so she said, "Hey fuck handing leaflets out at Pet's are Us, we've got the costumes let's do an anti-vivisection protest!"
Policeman: "But Sir This is Farmer Palmers Pet's Corner."
Policeman: "But Sir This is Farmer Palmers Pet's Corner."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: VisibleMan on 17 January, 2008, 08:56:28 AM
Post by: VisibleMan on 17 January, 2008, 08:56:28 AM
Rabbit: "We're supposed to go in two by two, but I don't have a partner, so do you mind chummying me? And afterwards you can have my babies to repopulate the post-flood Earth."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 January, 2008, 04:46:48 PM
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 January, 2008, 04:46:48 PM
Hare today , gone tomorrow .
PIG: "I am lookming for a little girl by the name of Rowan Morrison. Have you seen her ? "
HARE: "No but we are having a barbeque and you are most welcome to join us ! "
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 17 January, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 17 January, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Just out of interest Peter, have you killfiled half the board?
Caption - Next week on Reg Hollis vs Meltdown Man...
Caption - Next week on Reg Hollis vs Meltdown Man...
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: worldshown on 17 January, 2008, 05:25:40 PM
Post by: worldshown on 17 January, 2008, 05:25:40 PM
"Officer, I'm being followed by a blonde haired girl in a blue dress. She's making me awfully late."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: satchmo on 18 January, 2008, 04:00:14 PM
Post by: satchmo on 18 January, 2008, 04:00:14 PM
"I'll pick you up at 10 love."
"Aww Daaad!..."
"Aww Daaad!..."
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: the shutdown man on 18 January, 2008, 05:23:28 PM
Post by: the shutdown man on 18 January, 2008, 05:23:28 PM
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 19 January, 2008, 02:54:52 AM
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 19 January, 2008, 02:54:52 AM
Man to Easter Bunny
'You, know I'm thankful that real chocolate is now being used to make Easter Eggs'.
'You, know I'm thankful that real chocolate is now being used to make Easter Eggs'.
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 19 January, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 19 January, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
Policeman forgets to put 50p in the 'No Rabbit' meter.
(With thanks to Paul Merton)
ADE
(With thanks to Paul Merton)
ADE
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 January, 2008, 01:33:35 PM
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 January, 2008, 01:33:35 PM
Look, there's a policeman talking to a man dressed up as a rabbit.
Sorry, have I understood the rules of this competition properly?
Sorry, have I understood the rules of this competition properly?
Title: Re: Caption Compo
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 January, 2008, 02:00:30 PM
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 January, 2008, 02:00:30 PM
PC PLOD : "Name ? "
RABBIT : "Peter "