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Title: Who would be the WORST movie character to hire as a children's entertainer?
Post by: Toke_Stanley on 03 October, 2011, 10:57:41 AM
I'm guessing Pennywise the clown from Steven King's "IT" would be up there.
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Post by: mogzilla on 03 October, 2011, 11:24:45 AM
freddy kreuger
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Post by: Dandontdare on 03 October, 2011, 12:08:04 PM
Bad Santa

(this remionds me of a long drunken debate I once had with a friend as to which Chuckle Brother you'd be least worried about leaving your kid with)
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Post by: Kev Levell on 03 October, 2011, 12:25:16 PM
The child catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
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Post by: Goaty on 03 October, 2011, 12:26:25 PM
Quote from: Toke_Stanley on 03 October, 2011, 10:57:41 AM
I'm guessing Pennywise the clown from Steven King's "IT" would be up there.

Not been watched Psychoville, do you?
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Post by: Satanist on 03 October, 2011, 12:38:47 PM
The Jesus from The Big Lebowski.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 October, 2011, 02:21:36 PM
Leatherface.

SBT
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Post by: von Boom on 03 October, 2011, 02:39:41 PM
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

JvB
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Post by: James Stacey on 03 October, 2011, 02:51:11 PM
the sarlacc
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Post by: Mardroid on 03 October, 2011, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: Goaty on 03 October, 2011, 12:26:25 PM
Quote from: Toke_Stanley on 03 October, 2011, 10:57:41 AM
I'm guessing Pennywise the clown from Steven King's "IT" would be up there.

Not been watched Psychoville, do you?

I'd say Mr Jelly (or was it Jolly?)  proved the point.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 03 October, 2011, 06:04:18 PM
The dad from Happiness.
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Post by: Robin Low on 03 October, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
That doctor from The Human Centipede, perhaps?

Regards

Robin
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 03 October, 2011, 06:31:13 PM
Keyser Soze
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Post by: M.I.K. on 03 October, 2011, 06:34:33 PM
The Thing.
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Post by: Goaty on 03 October, 2011, 09:26:24 PM
Roger Rabbit
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 October, 2011, 09:42:48 PM
Roman Polanski.

Well, he is a 'character'...
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Post by: A.Cow on 04 October, 2011, 05:18:00 AM
Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey?
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Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 04 October, 2011, 07:23:10 AM
Early Grayce from Kalifornia
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Post by: Moggot Lover on 04 October, 2011, 12:44:59 PM
Father Dowling
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Post by: Spaceghost on 04 October, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Godzilla.



Allthough thinking about it, my son would be stoked, even if the house got destroyed and all his friends squished.
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Post by: Grant Perkins on 04 October, 2011, 01:54:09 PM
My kid would scare all those nasties off.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 October, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I have 3 serjestions

The Borg
cybermen
or daleks
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Post by: Emp on 04 October, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
John Ryder (Rutger Hauer - The Hitcher)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 04 October, 2011, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 04 October, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
The Borg

"You will be assimilated into bed. Resistance is futile. Snacks are irrelevant. Another 10 minutes of telly is irrelevant."

sounds perfect to me.
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Post by: vzzbux on 04 October, 2011, 07:58:16 PM
Captain Trips. The virus from The Stand.






V
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Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 04 October, 2011, 08:55:20 PM
An American Werewolf in London. Still a great Flick.
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Post by: Robert Frazer on 05 October, 2011, 12:21:38 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 October, 2011, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 04 October, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
The Borg

"You will be assimilated into bed. Resistance is futile. Snacks are irrelevant. Another 10 minutes of telly is irrelevant."

sounds perfect to me.

Even better, now that he's been assimilated into the Collective he has a reliable career as a Drone mapped out for him, and you won't have to save for the indolent brat's university tuition fees, either!
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Post by: dracula1 on 05 October, 2011, 01:09:39 PM
The nutter in 'Dirty Harry' who hijacks a school bus! ('I scare easy').
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Post by: Goaty on 05 October, 2011, 01:12:22 PM
Quote from: dracula1 on 05 October, 2011, 01:09:39 PM
The nutter in 'Dirty Harry' who hijacks a school bus! ('I scare easy').

Scorpio - remind you of someone here? ;-)
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Post by: von Boom on 05 October, 2011, 02:15:08 PM
A Vogon poet.

JvB
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 05 October, 2011, 04:37:22 PM
Michael Jackson's character in Captain Eo.

Hmm, he appears to have missed a couple of letters out of his name there, in retrospect. A 'p' and a 'd' perhaps.

SBT
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Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 October, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
Pee-wee Herman


Google him
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Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 06 October, 2011, 01:59:22 PM
Gary Glitter !!
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Post by: Dark Jimbo on 06 October, 2011, 05:05:19 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 06 October, 2011, 01:59:22 PM
Gary Glitter !!

He's a movie character?!
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Post by: mogzilla on 06 October, 2011, 07:20:28 PM
i'm sure he's been fimed a lot...cctv, undercover survaillance
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Post by: Michaelvk on 06 October, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
Ron Jeremy..
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Post by: mogzilla on 06 October, 2011, 08:35:39 PM
too soon for kevin webster? ;)
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Post by: Goaty on 06 October, 2011, 08:57:47 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 06 October, 2011, 08:35:39 PM
too soon for kevin webster? ;)

Ouch! But thinks mods would delete that!
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Post by: mogzilla on 06 October, 2011, 09:37:11 PM
nah,fair enuff,i await judgement

tho' in my defense MJ wasnt actually found guilty and sbt post stilll stands
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Post by: vzzbux on 06 October, 2011, 10:59:08 PM
MJ wasn't found to be innocent either. It was lack of evidence which made the case dismissed.
Same goes for J[spoiler]ohn Lesli[/spoiler]e.




V
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Post by: mogzilla on 07 October, 2011, 01:14:47 PM
it was laughable how mj didnt even take the stand to answer questions ,i was recovering from an op when that was on so passed some time!
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 07 October, 2011, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Goaty on 06 October, 2011, 08:57:47 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 06 October, 2011, 08:35:39 PM
too soon for kevin webster? ;)

Ouch! But thinks mods would delete that!

Kevin Webster is a fictional character, so I think we're safe..!
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 09 October, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
only saw bits of the fim because my mymn was watching not my sort of film but that pcychopath from the saw films
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Post by: dracula1 on 09 October, 2011, 10:03:39 PM
Judge Death,...and he'll def' be a film character in DREDD2 ;)