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Title: ...and now it's [i]my[/i] birthday.
Post by: Spaceghost on 31 May, 2012, 08:20:48 AM

...if life begins at 40, then today I am 1 year old.

If I don't get at least as many birthday wishes as Roger, I'm going to kill him and then myself. You have been warned.

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Post by: TordelBack on 31 May, 2012, 08:24:39 AM

...tumbleweeds blow through...

Happy Birthday, Lee! You're going to have to work that vacuum enlarging tube hard to be as big a knob as Rog, but don't give up hope!

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Post by: Spaceghost on 31 May, 2012, 10:01:01 AM

...I just want to be popular.

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Post by: Goaty on 31 May, 2012, 10:13:28 AM

Happy birthday Mr Bates!

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Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 31 May, 2012, 10:47:14 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE BATES!

Don't worry...it's all downhill from now on. ;)

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Post by: WhitBloke on 31 May, 2012, 10:48:03 AM

Wolves don't have opposable thumbs. How the hell did they use to light the candles on your birthday cake? You poor, poor man. I get it now. I guess they never bothered. Lazy funting wolves, forcing you to hide your pain with sarcasm. Useless canine shits.

Happy Birthday, Mr Bates. I hope you have a cake lovingly adorned with all the flame in the world.

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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 31 May, 2012, 11:23:54 AM

Happy Birthday Master Bates.

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Post by: Nap Normal on 31 May, 2012, 11:41:41 AM

Happy birthday. Have a great day.

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Post by: Jon on 31 May, 2012, 12:13:02 PM

If for no other reason than age solidarity, happy birthday! Hope it's a good one.

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Post by: maryanddavid on 31 May, 2012, 12:14:30 PM

Happy Birthday!

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Post by: Minkyboy on 31 May, 2012, 01:21:35 PM

Hippy Bathday Lee.
You're alright you are.
Well, better than Roger anyway.

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Post by: Trout on 31 May, 2012, 01:26:59 PM

Happy birthday!

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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 May, 2012, 01:28:28 PM

Happy birthday, Lee Bates. I love you.

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Post by: Link Prime on 31 May, 2012, 02:07:26 PM

Happy Birthday dude.
Can we assume the fact you're 40 is why you're 'a Bastard with no manners'????

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Post by: judgefloyd on 31 May, 2012, 02:12:14 PM

well Laa ruggyree sonney dhyt, tanjoubi omedetou, bonne anniversaire and a happy birthday to you! Having a party?
Me, I turn 50 tomorrow.

enjoy your 40s,

cheers,

Floyd

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Post by: Mikey on 31 May, 2012, 02:15:14 PM

Many happy returns, Lee! Those wolves'll be proud as anything...

It's not my birthday for ages, so you all have plenty of time to get organised.

M.

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Post by: von Boom on 31 May, 2012, 02:32:11 PM

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 31 May, 2012, 11:23:54 AM
Happy Birthday Master Bates.

Damn! You got there before me.

Happy Birthday anyway.

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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 31 May, 2012, 03:06:55 PM

Happy birthday mr bates. May it be jam-packed with quim.

SBT

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Post by: Mr.Fastrope on 31 May, 2012, 03:09:43 PM

Happy birthday..

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Post by: Pete Wells on 31 May, 2012, 04:19:38 PM

Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 31 May, 2012, 01:28:28 PM
Happy birthday, Lee Bates. I love you.

Hey! I love him more! Hope you have a happier birthday than Roger did yesterday.

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Post by: Bolt-01 on 31 May, 2012, 04:58:05 PM

Hiccy Birdy!

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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 31 May, 2012, 07:38:45 PM

Happy Birthday Lee sir - hope you've had a good 'un!

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Post by: vzzbux on 31 May, 2012, 08:14:39 PM

Happy birthday spank the monkey, bash the bishop, etc...

V

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Post by: flip-r mk2 on 31 May, 2012, 09:20:24 PM

Happy Birthday Lee.

filip

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Post by: SKD on 31 May, 2012, 09:34:35 PM

Happy Birthday Lee. May your Lawgiver always fire true.

(Happy 50th to you too judgefloyd)

Stew.

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Post by: Spaceghost on 31 May, 2012, 09:42:56 PM

Thanks for all the birthday wishes my squaxxy brethren. My ego is now thoroughly stroked.

Happy birthday for tomorrow Floyd. I'll be having a joint party on Saturday with my brother who shares my birthday despite being a year younger than me.

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Post by: JUDGE BURNS on 31 May, 2012, 09:47:48 PM

Many happy returns to you from the glorious Cal-Hab region. Enjoy your 40's........................ as the days pass even quicker than your 30's....I know as I'm pushing 45 very soon....ish :(

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Post by: Zarjazzer on 31 May, 2012, 10:15:52 PM

Happy birthday. Enjoy cake and beer.

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Post by: ghostpockets on 31 May, 2012, 11:04:18 PM

Birthy hapday!

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