No it isnt. They dangle about down there just asking to be kicked.
I twisted one of em when I was about 16 and couldnae walk for 3 days, by far and away the most excruciating pain I have ever had.
And only last week I sat on one for the first time ever so now they have found a new way to torment me.
Do you ever wish there was an alternative to having balls?
Careful...
Oh come on, it's funny on many levels!! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPie9y0zoSs&feature=youtube_gdata_player (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPie9y0zoSs&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
Stork don't bring in babies...
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You can by artificial ones on Amazon....
For stress relief...
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Quote from: Satanist on 01 September, 2013, 06:44:54 PM
No it isnt. They dangle about down there just asking to be kicked.
I twisted one of em when I was about 16 and couldnae walk for 3 days, by far and away the most excruciating pain I have ever had.
And only last week I sat on one for the first time ever so now they have found a new way to torment me.
Do you ever wish there was an alternative to having balls?
Well of you had them removed... you would live linger.
Perhaps one of these will help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 02 September, 2013, 12:46:08 PM
Well of you had them removed... you would live linger.
But if you had them removed, there'd be no point in living at all.
Don't knock it until you have tried it...
No, I think I'll go right ahead and knock it without trying it. Much in the same way I have, 'knocked it without trying', say.....suicide, heroin abuse, anal sex with a donkey, or breathing butter. Some shit you just know isn't for you.
I am still contemplating having the snip for quite a while now. Was banking on the missus going through the menopause early but can't see that happening. She has just turned 37 so may have quite a few years to go as looking at quite a few sites the average age is about 51.
It looks like snippadee doo dah for me.
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Quote from: vzzbux on 03 September, 2013, 10:13:40 PM
I am still contemplating having the snip for quite a while now. Was banking on the missus going through the menopause early but can't see that happening. She has just turned 37 so may have quite a few years to go as looking at quite a few sites the average age is about 51.
It looks like snippadee doo dah for me.
Been there done that, it's really no bother. In and out job done if you don't get knocked out.
My mate had the snip and the same evening he came to my house to watch '2019 - The Fall Of New York' with a bag of frozen apple sauce on his bollocks.
Quote from: vzzbux on 03 September, 2013, 10:13:40 PM
I am still contemplating having the snip for quite a while now.
A guy at my work had it done recently. We were all ready to rip the pish out of him for walking funny and gingerly lowering himself into his seat, but (disappointingly) he seemed fine. He was back at work the next day, and he says it was more uncomfortable than painful.
Sorry I just gizoogle this page. So funny to reading!
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.2000adonline.com%2Findex.php%2Ftopic%2C39129.0.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit (http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.2000adonline.com%2Findex.php%2Ftopic%2C39129.0.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit)
FFS Goaty stop Gizoogling stuff! I'm on a packed train shaking with laughter trying desperately not to. I think someone may have called the police.. :lol:
Isn't it pimped out havin balls... :lol:
Ghost's reply containing donkeys is the best...
I'm stopping now - someone is looking at me like I'm having a heart attack...
Quote from: JamesC on 03 September, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
My mate had the snip and the same evening he came to my house to watch '2019 - The Fall Of New York' with a bag of frozen apple sauce on his bollocks.
Wasn't there a castration in that film or am I getting my post apocalyptic Italian knock off's mixed up? :-\
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 04 September, 2013, 08:28:07 AM
Quote from: JamesC on 03 September, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
My mate had the snip and the same evening he came to my house to watch '2019 - The Fall Of New York' with a bag of frozen apple sauce on his bollocks.
Wasn't there a castration in that film or am I getting my post apocalyptic Italian knock off's mixed up? :-\
Ha ha - I can't remember but it would have been appropriate! All I can really remember about the film is that it had monkey men in it and the long description on the back of the video box had absolutely nothing to do with the actual film!
Have you tried using anti wrinkle cream on your.... you-know-whats?
Did any of them work?
Some things are supposed to be wrinkly!
Wouldn't you be put off by a smooth ball bag?
If you took out all the wrinkles, they'd hang around yer ankjles!
Quote from: JamesC on 07 September, 2013, 01:07:11 PM
Some things are supposed to be wrinkly!
Wouldn't you be put off by a smooth ball bag?
No. I'd think "At last a man who knows proper skin care!" :lol:
A wrinkly ball sac works like a sun dial in that respect. Hang on, I need to check the time 'ziiiiiip!'
Quote from: vzzbux on 03 September, 2013, 10:13:40 PM
I am still contemplating having the snip for quite a while now. Was banking on the missus going through the menopause early but can't see that happening. She has just turned 37 so may have quite a few years to go as looking at quite a few sites the average age is about 51.
It looks like snippadee doo dah for me.
V
Had it done in 2006. Uncomfortable for 2-3 days but nothing more. Better for my other half who got to come off the pill and better than encasing the damn thing in Boing!
Always been tempted to walk through a vasectomy clinic carrying a chainsaw & a warhammer... Just to see the expression on the men's faces.... :lol: :lol:
Despite wanting to avoid this thread I have the perfect contemporary anecdote for right here.
A friend of mine was clipped on the nads by a stray whatever and fell drunkenly to the ground in his local - the landlord assuming he'd violently passed out decided to kick him awake with a swift boot to the danglies. Hours later my pal awoke in A & E - he's having a nad ultrasound but basically yeah. Ruptured balls and plenty of codeine.
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 09 September, 2013, 02:03:57 PM
clipped on the nads by a stray whatever
now this bit of the story surely needs more explanation!
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 09 September, 2013, 02:03:57 PM
Despite wanting to avoid this thread I have the perfect contemporary anecdote for right here.
A friend of mine was clipped on the nads by a stray whatever and fell drunkenly to the ground in his local - the landlord assuming he'd violently passed out decided to kick him awake with a swift boot to the danglies. Hours later my pal awoke in A & E - he's having a nad ultrasound but basically yeah. Ruptured balls and plenty of codeine.
Friend of mine... riiiiiight...
Quote from: Dandontdare on 09 September, 2013, 03:17:21 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 09 September, 2013, 02:03:57 PM
clipped on the nads by a stray whatever
now this bit of the story surely needs more explanation!
Perhaps it was one of those pubs where they have the punchbag machine? Someone was swinging for that and happened to clip .... :o :crazy: :sick:
Plus, any pub where the landlord thinks the best way to rouse a drunk is to kick them in the nads is a pub that I don't drink in!
Quote from: Recrewt on 09 September, 2013, 04:09:45 PM
Plus, any pub where the landlord thinks the best way to rouse a drunk is to kick them in the nads is a pub that I don't drink in!
That's why I frequent patisseries. Nothing violent ever happened in a patisserie*
*to paraphrase the great Arnold Brown
It's threads like this that make me sorry for going on vacation. Nice work gents and lady. :)
Quote from: Daveycandlish on 09 September, 2013, 06:57:17 PM
That's why I frequent patisseries. Nothing violent ever happened in a patisserie*
*to paraphrase the great Arnold Brown
Oh really? ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War)
Quote from: Goaty on 03 September, 2013, 10:27:12 PM
Sorry I just gizoogle this page. So funny to reading!
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Just when I thort this thread could not get any funnier I click on this link.
:D :"D
Thank you for Gizoogle. It is making my day happier in every way and fo sho you can put that on yo toast
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