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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: JTurner on 11 April, 2002, 06:31:32 PM

Title: Tony Blair is lurking somewhere...
Post by: JTurner on 11 April, 2002, 06:31:32 PM
Trapped in the Croydon council offices, supposedly re-vamping a website, I've heard that he's here. And me without my gun...

Anything you want me to ask him if I see him?
Title: Re: Tony Blair is lurking somewher...
Post by: paulvonscott on 11 April, 2002, 06:34:31 PM
Yeah, ask him why he doesn't just bomb Newton Aycliffe then fill in the hole with concrete.

PVS live from Tony Blair's consituency in Sedgefield.
Title: Re: Tony Blair is lurking somewher...
Post by: Mudcrab on 11 April, 2002, 06:43:32 PM
Ask him if he thinks there should have been a B.L.A.I.R. 2??
Title: Re: Tony Blair is lurking somewher...
Post by: JTurner on 11 April, 2002, 06:45:14 PM
Just found out that the little sod is only here as a publicity stunt to raise awareness of the local Labour mob, he's apparently observing CCTV systems (located on the ground floor) but for some reason has requesitioned one elevator that no one else is allowed in! And he isn't even here yet!
Title: sounds like a job for b.l.a.i.r. aardvark!
Post by: O Lucky Stevie! on 11 April, 2002, 07:33:27 PM
does this make john major b.l.a.i.r. 0?

(b.l.a.i.r. sponge is current prime minister of my native oz)

i've wet my knickers!
steven l'enfant terrible

Title: Re: Tony Blair is lurking somewher...
Post by: Mk13 on 11 April, 2002, 07:45:30 PM
Show him a photo of Maggie Thatcher and see if he gets a hard-on...  ;p
Title: Re: Tony Blair is lurking somewher...
Post by: 2000AD Online on 11 April, 2002, 11:50:47 PM
Tory Blair has now left the building. Probably the most socialist thing he has done all day.