a message board thing I stole from somewhere else.
List the top ten JD chat up lines, I'll start you off
10. You know what they say about men with big daysticks?
9. "My weapon's finely tuned and I've got some justice to dispense????"
...Well it's better than "up aganst the wall and spread 'em, isn't it?" Or is it? I suppose it depends where you grrew up...
8. They almost threw me out of the Acadamy of Law, it was so big they though it must be a mutation.
Though I've always found Judge Brown's technique worked:
'After fifteen years of the most intense training on Earth, I'm no longer a man, but a sex machine man, movin, y'know doing it?'
How about+ is that a lawgiver in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
"There's no escaping the long arm of Lurve baby, and I AM THE LUUURVE!!!!"
'Fancy something hot and throbbing between your legs? Then jump on my Lawmaster, baby.'
Or:
'I'm on the Manta Prowl. You have been authorized to enter my cockpit.'
Ahem.
'excuse me ma'am, that's not a day stick.'
"Wanna see my chest hair it's all blond and curly". Oops wrong charachter.
and No.1 : You want to go to bed with me? I knew you'd say that!
Cheers folks, thanks for the fun!
Not a chat-up line, but post-coital:
"Is that a cigarette you're smoking?"
ADE