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Title: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: koolvankleef on 19 October, 2004, 08:11:49 AM
I need to contact Pat Mills or his management/ represenative about a project I'd think he'd be intersted in. Any help in locating him gratefully accepted
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Devons Daddy on 19 October, 2004, 01:37:26 PM
try writing some fan fiction based on one of his characters.,

you will likely meet him and his lawyers or him personally in a dark back street one night.
you have been warned.
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: longmanshort on 19 October, 2004, 04:44:14 PM
Or, when you meet him wear some kind of cassock or just hang a very large wooden cross around your neck, also drop various Biblical references into the conversation and claim all Pagans should be burnt for heresy.

That'll be a sure-fire way to get him onside ...
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Conexus on 19 October, 2004, 05:37:22 PM
Or, you could just say you're a fan boy who thinks editors should still have complete control over all writers' work
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Dudley on 19 October, 2004, 07:39:50 PM
In all seriousness, try writing to him via Rebellion, address elsewhere on this site.
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Wake on 19 October, 2004, 07:59:27 PM
I can forward a brief contact email to him, if you send it to me.

Cheers,

Wake
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 19 October, 2004, 08:05:10 PM
Feckin' fan fiction my arse...
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 October, 2004, 10:15:41 PM
'Or, when you meet him wear some kind of cassock or just hang a very large wooden cross around your neck, also drop various Biblical references into the conversation and claim all Pagans should be burnt for heresy. '

You'd be locked in a Wickerman for less.
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: W. R. Logan on 20 October, 2004, 04:22:54 AM
Bath a knife in moonlight for three nights, paint your self with Ogham symbols that spell out I LOVE YOU PAT, wear nothing as no child of the earth should be ashamed of their bodies. Find the nearest lode stone, run round it three times shouting FUNK every seventh step on your 28th the time round the stone cut your self across the Ogham symbols and drink the blood of a menstruating virgin and at this point the Lord weird Mills Feg should appear.

If this fails do a search for pat Mills e-mail address it?s appeared in a few letters pages of comics his written so it?s no secret and may be on the web somewhere.

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 20 October, 2004, 04:32:46 AM
because the One is all, we`re all Pat Mills really. It`s just the evil binary nature of western civilisation (so called - huh) that has stopped us from realising it.
  So just write to anyone, and wait for  inner Mills to get back to you
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: thrillpowerseeker on 20 October, 2004, 05:03:18 AM
or try emailing Andy Diggle..they're such close friends no doubt he'll be happy to put any work Pat's way..  ; )
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 20 October, 2004, 05:40:56 AM
You're going to have to use a ouija board I'm afraid as I've just killed him with my cock.
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: mondocoyote on 20 October, 2004, 10:40:26 PM
poultry fighting eh?
Title: Re: Contacting Pat Mills
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 20 October, 2004, 11:46:56 PM
No.