Apologies if this has been linked before:
Link: nutter...
Tit.
Bolt-01
i'll call your tit and raise yu a twat....errrr.....
Serious bidders only please
i nearly wet myself when i read this.
but seriously, what nob-head actually bid for it. hmmm, i see a horror movie possibility. idiot bids for imaginary friend as a joke. their house becomes haunted. imaginary friend writes 'love me' on walls in blood. sexy female screams, falls into water, tits show through blouse. everyone dies. imaginary friend sets up new e-bay bid.
The imaginary friend having animated the body of the previous owner for delivery.
when i was a kid, my imaginary friends were the cartoon icons of blackjacks and fruit salads. they'd sit on my pillow at night and watch over me.
I never had imaginary friends. I'm not scitso you see. ;-)
I used to have a dragon called Jet who hung around with me. His brother propeller and him left for hollywood in their solid marble flying car years ago.
His cousins Flame and Teg have dissapeared completely though. I blame the government.
This isn't ebay...and I've put this up before..but the idiot is still trying to sell prog 140 for ?30...and it does make me laugh...
Link: got to be kidding - hasn't he...