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Title: What Exactly Happens In The Iso-Cubes?
Post by: Doc_Holliday on 12 November, 2004, 06:04:07 PM
Well,
once again i'm asking useless questions that in no way benefit the board, but serve to enlighten me and me only...

this week, it's:

what happens in the iso cubes?

i've read a lot of stories that mentioned them, but i've always been more of a judge dredd graphic novel reader, (and to be honest most of my 2000AD reading has been focused on ABC warriors & strontium dog Graphic Novels) and i've never read all that much about exactly what happens in the iso cubes.

i can't remember, do perps have access to anything at all, or is it just completely like being in solitary confinement with no privelages for 20 years or whatever their sentences are?

Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 November, 2004, 06:05:43 PM
It's that last thing you said. Pretty much nothing seems to happen in the iso-cubes.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Generally Contrary on 12 November, 2004, 06:08:07 PM
Yes, nothing.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 November, 2004, 06:13:01 PM
That in itself surely must come under the heading of cruel and unusual.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Generally Contrary on 12 November, 2004, 06:21:10 PM
How long can a person stay in solitary without serious mental damage?

Are they kept doped up or otherwise stimulated?  

If not, what heppens when people are released from Iso-Cubes?
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: longmanshort on 12 November, 2004, 06:21:17 PM
Hence the title 'Isolation' ...
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 12 November, 2004, 06:22:35 PM
I think theres an excercise yard or a gym.

They're kept isolated most of the time though.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Bad Andy on 12 November, 2004, 07:32:12 PM
Or if you are Mean Machine Angel, experimented on, let go, recruited, double crossed, arrested, thrown back in, ad infinitum...
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Krustabi on 12 November, 2004, 07:45:31 PM
Constant masturbation.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 November, 2004, 07:49:22 PM
Sounds like Super-Max
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Max Kon on 12 November, 2004, 08:39:47 PM
There are hab blocks that replicate the iso cubes for those who have been released
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Dudley on 12 November, 2004, 08:42:09 PM
Muzak Killer has quite a bit set in the blocks.  As does PJ Maybe's escape.

Looks like a combination of harsh brutality and therapy.

Luckily, Mark Millar was never allowed to write an Iso-block based story.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Krustabi on 12 November, 2004, 09:02:33 PM
Are there communal showers. Have they invented non - slippery soap?
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: longmanshort on 12 November, 2004, 09:15:46 PM
There was also the Orlok story where his associates hypnotised an Iso-Block judge to pass the assassin some poison ...

Those cells looked pretty bare, but the implication was that Iso-Block judges are 'soft', that they don't do other duties or 'rotate' onto other departments.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Smiley on 13 November, 2004, 04:16:45 PM
Luckily, Mark Millar was never allowed to write an Iso-block based story.

Kind of. He had his cake and ate it doing Purgatory instead.

do perps have access to anything at all, or is it just completely like being in solitary confinement with no privelages for 20 years or whatever their sentences are?

The cubes are up there with Tek-Judges for lazy continu.. er, variety. Usually it's just barred cells, or sometimes glass boxes, or metal spheres stacked by crane, with any number of perps per cube. Y'know, one of those minor details that changes depending on what the story needs or what the creators can be arsed to remember.

I always liked the nuke-proof Iso-Block 666 where all the worst perps were supposedly kept, including the Devil himself. That's not been seen for a while.
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Max Kon on 13 November, 2004, 04:17:58 PM
It was in the second audio drama
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Qmoq on 14 November, 2004, 07:12:48 AM
Jesus, I dunno, that's a great question. We've all seen The Great Escape, we know how much Solitary is despised, surely the Iso Blocks aren't COMPLETELY solitary?

Who knows though? Perhaps they have some approved vid-screens in the iso-cubes - that would probably be more "1984ish" than having them stare at the walls and masturbate all day.

Personally, I'd love a couple of months staring at a wall whilst twiddling with myself. It'd really concentrate the mind, y'know?
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Endjinn on 14 November, 2004, 07:32:09 AM
"Personally, I'd love a couple of months staring at a wall whilst twiddling with myself. It'd really concentrate the mind, y'know?"

Surely that's just what being unemployed in a bedsit is like? ;-)
Title: Re: What Exactly Happens In The Is...
Post by: Qmoq on 14 November, 2004, 07:40:10 AM
Unemployed in a bedsit? Cor, you think that once you're employed and in a house, you stop using tissues like you're the Andrex puppy?

If so, you have a lot to learn about life, my friend. Even the luckiest damn male/female around would have the occasional twiddle. At least, that's what I hope...