its christmas time. and too many off topic threads aboud.
so its time to cast the 2000ad panto,
who should play which role.
the panto title is,
SINDERELLA in Mega CITY ONE.
vinenna dredd is of course Sinderella.
so state the role and 2000ad character whom takes it and why.
ugly sisters. johhny alpha and wulf so they can get to wear nice frilly dresses.
(you get the idea)
hershy is the wicked queen/witch type
Too long away from home, DD?
Cinderella has to be played by a MAN - despite suggestions of a moustache, that's hardly Vienna Dredd.
Can I suggest -
Nikolai Dante for Cinderella (he'd love it, and he's one of the few 2000AD characters with natural comic timing)
Synnamon for The Handsome Prince (even if you don't like her, she's one of those public-school babes who's do the whole trousers-and-boots thing well)
Lobster Random for Widow Twankey (Les Dawson redux)
Judge Joyce for Buttons (Irritating part, irritating man...)
Not sure who could be Baron Hardup - Bill Savage maybe?
And for the fairy godmother, who else but... The Gronk?
"Cinderella has to be played by a MAN"
ooooooh, no it isn't!
Cinderella's got to be a lady (the ugly sisters or the dame is normally the obligatory man in drag).
Sinister/Dexter for the pantomime horse.
Who's at which end?
Nah, the Fairy Godmother would be played by Rogue Trooper!
A blue fairy. How nice.
Who's at which end?
Are you on about the Krankies again? ;)
Stogie MUST be the fairy.
I can see Torquemada as Baron Hardup.
Ro-Jaws and Mek-Quake could be the ugly sisters. Hammerstein would be Widow Twankey.
As I recall, we've already had a pantomime in 2000AD this year. Didn't it feature a man in a dress and a big two-headed clockwork dog?
Johnny und Wulf would make an excellent pair of ugly sisters. Cross-dressing jealous bitchy heaven - with added handbags. Gold!
Synamon is too boring even for a panto appearance.
Devlin Waugh is a natural though - as a big bad witch?
Durham Red for Peter Pan!
Dredd as Buttons