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2000 AD => Suggestions => Topic started by: Devons Daddy on 13 December, 2004, 11:49:54 AM

Title: CAST 2000AD PANTOMINE
Post by: Devons Daddy on 13 December, 2004, 11:49:54 AM
its christmas time. and too many off topic threads aboud.

so its time to cast the 2000ad panto,
who should play which role.
the panto title is,
SINDERELLA in Mega CITY ONE.

 
vinenna dredd is of course Sinderella.

so state the role and 2000ad character whom takes it and why.

ugly sisters. johhny alpha and wulf so they can get to wear nice frilly dresses.
(you get the idea)



 
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Post by: Max Kon on 13 December, 2004, 12:04:18 PM
hershy is the wicked queen/witch type
Title: Re: CAST 2000AD PANTOMINE......
Post by: Dudley on 13 December, 2004, 02:42:20 PM
Too long away from home, DD?  

Cinderella has to be played by a MAN - despite suggestions of a moustache, that's hardly Vienna Dredd.  

Can I suggest -

Nikolai Dante for Cinderella (he'd love it, and he's one of the few 2000AD characters with natural comic timing)

Synnamon for The Handsome Prince (even if you don't like her, she's one of those public-school babes who's do the whole trousers-and-boots thing well)

Lobster Random for Widow Twankey (Les Dawson redux)

Judge Joyce for Buttons (Irritating part, irritating man...)

Not sure who could be Baron Hardup - Bill Savage maybe?

And for the fairy godmother, who else but... The Gronk?

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Post by: LARF on 13 December, 2004, 03:10:41 PM
"Cinderella has to be played by a MAN"

ooooooh, no it isn't!
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Post by: WoD on 13 December, 2004, 03:16:04 PM
Cinderella's got to be a lady (the ugly sisters or the dame is normally the obligatory man in drag).
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Post by: feridian on 13 December, 2004, 04:07:42 PM
Sinister/Dexter for the pantomime horse.
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Post by: Dudley on 13 December, 2004, 04:12:30 PM
Who's at which end?
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Post by: Trout on 13 December, 2004, 04:12:54 PM
Nah, the Fairy Godmother would be played by Rogue Trooper!

A blue fairy. How nice.
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Post by: Wils on 13 December, 2004, 04:16:28 PM
Who's at which end?

Are you on about the Krankies again? ;)
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Post by: Wils on 13 December, 2004, 05:09:12 PM
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Post by: Krustabi on 13 December, 2004, 05:16:59 PM
Stogie MUST be the fairy.
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Post by: petemaskreplica on 13 December, 2004, 07:57:17 PM
I can see Torquemada as Baron Hardup.
Ro-Jaws and Mek-Quake could be the ugly sisters. Hammerstein would be Widow Twankey.
Title: Re: CAST 2000AD PANTOMINE............
Post by: House of Usher on 13 December, 2004, 08:12:18 PM
As I recall, we've already had a pantomime in 2000AD this year. Didn't it feature a man in a dress and a big two-headed clockwork dog?
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Post by: ming on 13 December, 2004, 11:56:18 PM
Johnny und Wulf would make an excellent pair of ugly sisters.  Cross-dressing jealous bitchy heaven - with added handbags.  Gold!
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 14 December, 2004, 06:49:08 AM
Synamon is too boring even for a panto appearance.

Devlin Waugh is a natural though - as a big bad witch?

Durham Red for Peter Pan!
Title: Re: CAST 2000AD PANTOMINE.........
Post by: Conexus on 14 December, 2004, 07:04:29 AM
Dredd as Buttons