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Title: Solar Wind, no general help needed...
Post by: paulvonscott on 08 February, 2005, 06:41:17 AM
General help needed for the Horror Issue.

1.  I want plenty of hideous monsters for the readers art pages, I've got a friends kids to do some, anyone else who wants their kid's monsters in, send me some decent scans.  No comp copy for these, but they'll get a credit.  Any professional artists want to pretend they were reading Solar Wind as a kid, feel free to retro-submit.

2.  Teachers heads.  Photos of.  I'm not sure what the legal situation is here, but presumably it's no big deal to send a picture of your teachers head to horace the Horror for a suitable punishment.  Particularly good if you can inculde a real life story of why they deserve it.  Any serious accusations or libelous claims will not be entertained.

3.  Readers letters, as per usual.

Cheers

Paul

Artists still wanted for strips as ever.
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: paulvonscott on 08 February, 2005, 04:28:07 PM
That 'no' shouldn't be there, which doesn't help matters of course...
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: therev on 08 February, 2005, 04:58:02 PM
er...Where do we send em to?
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 February, 2005, 12:29:17 AM
mmm me-thinks mini bou would like Mr Urquhart to be tortured in a nasty way, and of course Mrs MacKenzie, but then she was done in court & struck off for cruelty, endangering life, & systematic abuse of her pupils... that the kind o teacher you thinking of?
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Post by: The Amstor Computer on 09 February, 2005, 12:53:59 AM
Bou - this teacher wouldn't happen to be an elderly woman with horrid teeth, who was struck off some time toward the end of last year?
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: paulvonscott on 09 February, 2005, 03:01:51 AM
I'd rather have decent scans, e-mailed to me (we regret we cannot return originals as they will be used as beer mats).  Use this sites send mail to ask for my e-mail, or visit the solar wind website, I think its there.

I really don't want to include the Mrs MacKenzie type, more the teacher you hold a grudge over for something non-criminal.  if they look like they are 70's/80's, even better.  I could always ask some of the people on the website to send me pictures of themselves in teacherish poses (nothing kinky) if they want to appear.

Again, no comp copies for pics, photos or letters (it would ruin me, but hey, you get a mention).

If I'm a bit unresponsive it's largely due to other distractions.

Link: Solar Wind Webtronics

Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: Art on 09 February, 2005, 03:04:52 AM
Maybe you could get a picture of a 'Snail Monster' off of Byron...
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: paulvonscott on 09 February, 2005, 03:09:56 AM
I have no idea what that means, but I immediately feel more wary and disconcerted than I previously was.
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: paulvonscott on 09 February, 2005, 03:09:59 AM
I have no idea what that means, but I immediately feel more wary and disconcerted than I previously was.
Title: Re: Solar Wind, no general help ne...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 February, 2005, 03:48:17 AM
fraaaank,
i think the one yur thinking of was an east coast pyscho..our one has been exhaulted in the community & put in charge of several committees. children lie you know. 3 generations of them.

 mmm wonder if i can find a pic of my olde gym teacher...
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Post by: Max Kon on 09 February, 2005, 04:28:59 AM
this is what art is chattin about

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