Come on chaps and chappesses,soon you will be going to conventions and whatnot,devouring things like hotel breakies,kebabs and ample booze.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could all pretox before we go and ruin our innards on the overpriced indulgences but not feel too guilty about it?
As I enjoyed the snack attack thread so much I could do with absolutely tasty recipes with a fresh zeal of health involved.
Example?
strawberry and banana smoothies.
Cheeese salad with french dressing.
Ceaser(sp)Salad with dressing.
Er..anymore a little less ordinary?
Kiwi fruit.
Lots of it.
You need that for its aphrodesiac quality I take it,LMS as you spend the weekend getting laid,hmm?
Kiwi fruit is very good for your spunk. Anything you want to tell us, Mike?
Expert, I've lost more than 25 pounds (weight, not money!) since January, mainly through sensible eating.
I cut back on the obvious things, like takeaways, chocolate and beer.
I also instigated a careful programme of low(er)-cal replacements, such as:
Wine for beer
Hellman's extra light mayo
Diet flora
Diet cola
Grilling instead of frying
Takeaway soup for lunch, instead of sandwiches with mayo fillings
Fruit instead of crisps or sweets.
It's surprisingly easy to do once you get into the right habits and, believe me, I feel great for it.
It helps that I also gave up smoking, too.
Good luck!
- perhaps you could even grill some fish...
Banana on toast.
Mmmmmmmmm.
I eat huge amounts of bananas. They're good energy food, keeping the hunger pangs away.
Good to see you're in a place to be able to give us an update, trouty.
mm,grilled fish.
steamy prawn cocktails?
If kiwis ARE good for a man's trouser cough, then nature has wasted such a spunk manufacturing ability on me as my hopes of procreating are about as great as my hopes of being eaten by a shark ...
And Trout - bananas are also quite high in fat ... ;P
And sodium
:-)
I don't eat that many!
And they're better than Mars Bars...
Fair play to ya, guv'nor ...
If kiwis ARE good for a man's trouser cough, then nature has wasted such a spunk manufacturing ability on me
Then you need to eat lots of cinnamon.
>Kiwi fruit is very good for your spunk.
Makes sense, it tastes like it...
Steve
>Kiwi fruit is very good for your spunk.
Makes sense, it tastes like it...
Steve
and you woild know because....?
wow well done that mutant fish you really gave up beer?
So let me get this straight....
The board feels that spunk is the healthiest low calorie and a good source protein filled snack there is
but why *stick* to one food type.
This is what has ruined diet foods since the 80s...healthy=samey.Weell I think the world has moved on since the Vikings,dont you?
What happened to lettuce and sun-blushed tomatoes.
Carlsberg -
Break out the GI diet. Unlike every othger diet plan out there, it actually makes sense.
Or you could try my method - cycle to work, be a vegetarian, eat anything I want, still lose 2 stone over the summer.
As in Genetic Infantryman?
that's yer GLYCEMIC INDEX (or something) that is.
It involves porridge.
Tanky (trying to figure out exactly how a kiwi fruit tastes like spunk) x
I'm more concerned by how he knows...
On the subject of health, here's the history of medicine:
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC: "eat this root"
1200 AD: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD: "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD: "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD: "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD: "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
Tanky (trying to figure out exactly how a kiwi fruit tastes like spunk) x
Is this some form of controlled experiment?
Tweak: I've pretty much given up beer, having only resorted to it on two occasions since mid-January.
However, since I deserve a bit of a treat, I intend to have a few pints on Friday night!
Mmmm. Beeeeeeer...