Questions for the scojo, and I've filled in the answers for him. I apologise
already for it being so cruel. I'm sure you guys can think of loads more.
This is the last thing I'm saying on scojo ever. I actually tried to discuss
his screenplay by email by giving him loads of suggestions, hints, tips,
tricks and all I got back was self serving nonsense.He's now in my killfile.
1. Why are you such a fucking twat ?
Answer. Another point, it's not that I'm a twat it's your misconception of
my innate greatness as the greatest screenwriter the world has ever seen.
2. Why is your screnplay as dull as cat's shite ?
Answer : It's on another plane of creativity that you cannot hope to
understand, I know that it is the most exciting thing ever.
3. Do you have any mates in this world ?
Answer : Huh, friends they can't hope to keep up with my massive intellect,
I am the best there ever was at everything. (so, that's a no then ?)
4. Why do you continue to post to the ng when you piss everybody off ?
Answer : How dare you insinuate that I piss people off, THEY piss people off
it's their lack of understanding I UNDERSTAND what I am saying, How can I
hope to let the world know about my innate greatness as a the best writer
ever.
5. Do you stink of wee ? (sorry, but I couldnae resist putting this in)
Answer : My smell is my smell, how dare anyone concentrate on something so
trivial as odour when I am the greatest.
6. Have you ever accepted criticism from anyone, ever ?
Answer : Another thing, the teachers at school were wrong, I wasn't slow, it
was I was operating on a different plane of supreme consciousness and
abiklity to everyone else.
7. Why do you ignore any good points that people make and just insult them
with the most trivial of things ?
Answer : It's their fault, it's not mine, everything is their fault, I may
piss my pants on occassion but it's their fault, I was too busy dreaming of
the day my Dredd script is acceped as the TRUE Dredd script that is greater
than anything John Wagner has ever done ever. Oh, and Alan Moore as well.
8. Do people cross the street when they see you coming in case you start
saying they are wrong for walking on that side of the street ?
Answer : Pfft.
Hmm now that was an intelligent response.
You aren't Arthur Wyatt by any chance?
To be honest I can't be bothered anymore with you lot.
No one judges my script fairly, in its entirety, and gives a sensible reason why they liked or disliked it.
Just inane trivia.
Fair enough.
So goodbye.
But if the Dredd films are made and they turn out shit, don't say I didn't warn you.
I least I tried to write something that would bring Dredd to life. Something spectacular.
I am not posting anymore. I will put up my Possession screenplay in a few weeks time and then I'll will be off forever.
Farewell.
shooshi sends her love.
scojo out
What you mean you are off for the last time for the third time ?
Hmmm go away for a couple of months and nothing changes does it?
Have I missed much in my absence PVS?
Oh except 2000AD which IMHO is on one of the best runs ever at the moment! Dredd, Death, Sin Dex, 13, (not sure about Bec yet though)
I've gone Midnight Surfer or should that be Gary Gray?
So there's no point my replying.
scojo not here
Newt! HELLO!
Why you've caught me at a bad time, I'm just putting on my camoflage face grease, loading up my ammunition belts and my home made fertiliser explosives and heading off to blow up this message board.
This is the end...
(PVS rotates, sinking slowly into the murky lake)
Excellent!
Now the sco is gone we can all be free to say what we really think about his script!
Ahh it was amazing, wasn't it? Especially the bit where he puts the tracer on Leeeech.
Hmph.
AND DON'T COME BACK!
Surely it's the sixth time he's off, isn't it? :p
Is what Scojo says true, Midnight Surfer, are you Arthur Wyatt in disguise?
Scojos been "gone for ever" more times than Black Sabbath. I say let him stay, then put on the anti-scojo device-sorry killfile. It'll make chat disscussions far more amusing. ^_^
Finnigan
Black Sabbath had some fans!
scojo is a tit