Do judges' uniforms have round the waist? I was just rereading that episode when JD goes to the bog, and I go to thinking - If that black one piece only zips up the front, taking a poo is going to involve removing almost all the armour, the belt, the gloves, and then pulling the suit down to your ankles. Unless the uniform has some sort of cunning poo-flap? Like they put on babygrows?
Uncle and out.
Oops. The missing words in the first sentence are 'a zip'.
O I though you meant to type 'uniforms HALVE round the waist'.
I think that they are a two piece suit. My evidence: Empathetically Yess only make trousers.
Oddboy.
"Mine seem to fit okay."
adult sized nappys?
just like the astronauts!
remember kids, not only did neil armstrong perform a masonic ritual upon the moon, but he also shat himself.
oh, & the real reason that yuri gagarin rode vostok 1 through only one orbit of the earth was because he'd had a couple of pints just before the lauch to steady his nerves.
i've wet my knickers!
steven l'enfant terrible
My motorcycle leathers have got a zip down the front and half at the waste. It's OK for a wazz but all the padding, armour and boots makes it just about impossible to have a dump without taking the whole of the bottom half off.
But then again, my trousers aren't made of a Duratec Armourlite Gossamer Carbon Steel molecular composite or something like Dredd's are.
Or maybe they just use drugs to control bodily functions. Still doesn't explain why Dredd's on the loo though.
RL
Definitive answer - courtesy of Cliff Robinson
Link: Dredd drops his trousers!