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2000 AD => General => Topic started by: Trout on 16 May, 2002, 08:02:18 PM

Title: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Trout on 16 May, 2002, 08:02:18 PM
For years, Comic book companies have used this device to empty our wallets, but now it's our turn to have stupid ideas.

My challenge: which characters would you like to see together in a crossover?

With respect to you all, I'd like to establish one rule:

At least two of the characters in each suggestion must come from different "universes," just to keep it as strange as possible.

My initial suggestions:

Dredd arrests Johnny Bravo for being a sleazy bugger.

Superman meets Supreme (I'd love to see this happen)

Wonder Woman versus Promethea! (battle of too many centuries)

Howard the Duck meets Captain Klep. (er, perhaps not)

The Power Puff Girls versus Aliens. Guest starring Wolverine!

Oh the ways I can find to avoid working...

MikeD
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Mudcrab on 16 May, 2002, 08:14:06 PM
Grobbendonk meets Fat Freddy's Cat

Wulf Sternhammer meets Hagar the Horrible

Or on a more serious, or chaotic note,

Deadlock (seeing as Nemesis is kinda occupied) meets Elric

Oooh, heres a good one,

Button Man meets Hitman (ouch), get along very well thank you very much, then meet Sinister n Dexter, get on well too, move to Mega City One through some unconvincing dimension portal where all the ABC Warriors are cleaning robots, except Ro-Jaws, who is the model for the new Mechanismo line.

Ok, I'll go...

Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: ukdane on 16 May, 2002, 08:16:58 PM
Sounds a bit like taking the first name of your two grandmothers, and combining them to find your drag name. Try it!
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Oddboy on 16 May, 2002, 08:22:14 PM
Or your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name = your porn star name.

Hi, I'm Harry Beamont.
Would you like to stroke my handlebar..?
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: stodge on 16 May, 2002, 08:24:08 PM
my Porn star name is Oscar Lucock.  beat that if you can....
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Oddboy on 16 May, 2002, 08:29:16 PM
It's amazing how this subject header is actually still relevant!
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Mudcrab on 16 May, 2002, 08:29:53 PM
Hmm, that's shocking, I don't know either of them. I never knew one of them though and the other was gone by the time I was three I think. Still, I should know!
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Mudcrab on 16 May, 2002, 08:31:06 PM
He he, not bad, I'm Beastie Smith!
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: JimBob on 16 May, 2002, 09:58:47 PM
 Flossie Evans. Sounds like I make "specialist" movies.
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Trout on 16 May, 2002, 11:21:17 PM
My porn star name is Freddy Mulvey, which is a bit crap.

However, Beastie Smith is a good one.
It sounds like an alternative comic strip.

Dare you delve into...

The Mind Of Beastie Smith?

Dum, dum, dum...

MikeD
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: 2000AD Online on 16 May, 2002, 11:52:00 PM
Zorro Offield.

I have a gay blade, don'tcha know.
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: wingus on 17 May, 2002, 12:39:11 AM
porn star name="general filmore"
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 17 May, 2002, 07:52:29 AM
Hi I'm Blackie Wilkinson. You may remember me from such films as 'Rogue Hooter' and the 'A.B.C.DoubleD Warriers'.
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Buddy on 18 May, 2002, 03:22:24 AM
Hi, I'm Rod Length.

Pleesed ta meecha.
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: plastikman on 18 May, 2002, 04:42:00 AM
would you buy a film starring "Tigger Farrell" - don't think i would - anyone remember how to do your "star wars name"?

plastikman
Title: Re: Bizarre crossovers
Post by: Jayzus B. Christ on 19 May, 2002, 01:06:25 AM
Hi, my name's Mog Walmsley. I'm here to fix your washing machine. Say, honey, it's kinda hot in here, huh?