Title: What should I not watch now that I'm not not watching Dr. Who?
Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 04:36:30 AM
Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 04:36:30 AM
Saturdays just arn't the same without not watching Dr. Who, can't even remember what I wasn't watching instead last week to was so dull.
This week I've got Live8 not to watch, but what should I not watch on a regular weekly basis?
Suggestions please.
This week I've got Live8 not to watch, but what should I not watch on a regular weekly basis?
Suggestions please.
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Post by: Art on 28 June, 2005, 04:57:21 AM
Post by: Art on 28 June, 2005, 04:57:21 AM
You could not watch it on tape?
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Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 05:10:26 AM
Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 05:10:26 AM
Excellent suggestion there Art!
If anyone has the series recorded I would be delighted of they wouldn't lend it to me and I can then not watch it at my leisure.
Nice one!
If anyone has the series recorded I would be delighted of they wouldn't lend it to me and I can then not watch it at my leisure.
Nice one!
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Post by: Max Kon on 28 June, 2005, 05:35:37 AM
Post by: Max Kon on 28 June, 2005, 05:35:37 AM
i'll be doing the same
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Post by: Art on 28 June, 2005, 05:57:13 AM
Post by: Art on 28 June, 2005, 05:57:13 AM
Also it's just started again from the beginning on Canadian telly. I imagine not watching that would be quite easy.
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 28 June, 2005, 06:13:48 AM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 28 June, 2005, 06:13:48 AM
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Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 06:29:30 AM
Post by: Buddy on 28 June, 2005, 06:29:30 AM
Ahh yes. I shall miss not watching Waitely (SP?) on countdown, not listening to his crap jokes or looking at his crap ties and not watching 'mutten dressed as lamb' voderman do some hard sums.
Sadly un-missed by all.
Sadly un-missed by all.
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 28 June, 2005, 01:46:10 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 28 June, 2005, 01:46:10 PM
Don't worry - I should think Pop Idol will be starting again soon
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Post by: Dudley on 28 June, 2005, 03:22:00 PM
Post by: Dudley on 28 June, 2005, 03:22:00 PM
You could join the rest of us in not watching anything with Celebrity in the title.
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Post by: Mudcrab on 28 June, 2005, 06:17:21 PM
Post by: Mudcrab on 28 June, 2005, 06:17:21 PM
There's always Eastenders. I've been not watching that for 6 months now, and my outlook on life has cheered up no end.
There's also "that reality show". You know the one, there was a thread about it last year (or the year before?) that caused no end of grief.
There's also "that reality show". You know the one, there was a thread about it last year (or the year before?) that caused no end of grief.
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Post by: judge dreddd on 28 June, 2005, 06:28:18 PM
Post by: judge dreddd on 28 June, 2005, 06:28:18 PM
my plan is to get dr who dvds from the library :)
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Post by: johnnystress on 28 June, 2005, 07:32:43 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 28 June, 2005, 07:32:43 PM
Why Don't You? Why Don't You?
Why Don't You? Why Don't You,
Just switch of your television set and,
Go and do something less boring instead.
Sitting at home, watching TV,
Turn it off it's no good to me.
Why Don't You? Why Don't You?
Why Don't You? Why Don't You?
Go! Go ! Goooo!
Why Don't You? Why Don't You,
Just switch of your television set and,
Go and do something less boring instead.
Sitting at home, watching TV,
Turn it off it's no good to me.
Why Don't You? Why Don't You?
Why Don't You? Why Don't You?
Go! Go ! Goooo!
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Post by: judge dreddd on 29 June, 2005, 04:21:46 PM
Post by: judge dreddd on 29 June, 2005, 04:21:46 PM
read all the solarwind comics, listen to all the big finish 2000ad cds
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Post by: Badgers Tuesday on 29 June, 2005, 11:38:11 PM
Post by: Badgers Tuesday on 29 June, 2005, 11:38:11 PM
I plan on not having a no watching non marathon session of not watching "I'm an annoying squeaky comedian, get me out of here" not all weekend. I've not not done it for the past month and I feel terrific. Or not.
No I do.
Question: If "I'm not doing nothin" is a double negative, is Can-Can a double positive?
No I do.
Question: If "I'm not doing nothin" is a double negative, is Can-Can a double positive?
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 30 June, 2005, 02:12:41 AM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 30 June, 2005, 02:12:41 AM
"You could join the rest of us in not watching anything with Celebrity in the title."
I'm hopefully they may have learnt their lesson with Celebrity Love Island, a show surely commissioned on the title alone. Otherwise, how did this proposal get under the wire?: Send some "celebrities" off on holiday then we simply sit back and wait for them to fall in love with each other. Though if they consumate it of course we can't actually show it. Believe me, it's a winner!
I gather the aptly-named Rebecca Loos eventually did shag someone in the toilet. Though 'Celebrity Love Toilet' doesn't sound as good somehow.
ADE
I'm hopefully they may have learnt their lesson with Celebrity Love Island, a show surely commissioned on the title alone. Otherwise, how did this proposal get under the wire?: Send some "celebrities" off on holiday then we simply sit back and wait for them to fall in love with each other. Though if they consumate it of course we can't actually show it. Believe me, it's a winner!
I gather the aptly-named Rebecca Loos eventually did shag someone in the toilet. Though 'Celebrity Love Toilet' doesn't sound as good somehow.
ADE
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 30 June, 2005, 03:17:14 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 30 June, 2005, 03:17:14 PM
'Celebrity Love Toilet'
I'd watch that!
(Reminded of the Lesbian Lavatory Lust sketch from Not the Nine O'Clock News)
I'd watch that!
(Reminded of the Lesbian Lavatory Lust sketch from Not the Nine O'Clock News)
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Post by: Dudley on 30 June, 2005, 03:24:17 PM
Post by: Dudley on 30 June, 2005, 03:24:17 PM
You should pitch it to Channel 4.
I see it as a late-night, slightly subversive, Comedy Lab type programme. Take the world's most desperate celebrities - Neil Hamilton, Jeff Brazier, Fran Cosgrove, etc. Lock them in a large public lavatory. Tell them they can only exit once they've formed a 'love connection' with another toiletmate. Feed em on Spanish Fly, Viagra and ginseng. Watch the calm veneer of civilisation, already thinly varnished on most of these so-called people, break down and a savage act of multiple rutting occur...
It's gold, gold I tells yer.
I see it as a late-night, slightly subversive, Comedy Lab type programme. Take the world's most desperate celebrities - Neil Hamilton, Jeff Brazier, Fran Cosgrove, etc. Lock them in a large public lavatory. Tell them they can only exit once they've formed a 'love connection' with another toiletmate. Feed em on Spanish Fly, Viagra and ginseng. Watch the calm veneer of civilisation, already thinly varnished on most of these so-called people, break down and a savage act of multiple rutting occur...
It's gold, gold I tells yer.
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Post by: Artificial Idiot on 30 June, 2005, 06:00:46 PM
Post by: Artificial Idiot on 30 June, 2005, 06:00:46 PM
You should put an odd number of people in there, so then the 'loser' who never found his/her partner can be locked in there and left to starve to death!
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Post by: Dudley on 30 June, 2005, 06:23:09 PM
Post by: Dudley on 30 June, 2005, 06:23:09 PM
Though if you had Rebecca Loos in there, she'd solve your conundrum by mating with a toilet.
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Post by: longmanshort on 30 June, 2005, 06:39:32 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 30 June, 2005, 06:39:32 PM
I gather the aptly-named Rebecca Loos eventually did shag someone in the toilet. Though 'Celebrity Love Toilet' doesn't sound as good somehow.
According to the ever-amusing Popbitch, she was allegedly spotted leaving a toilet, licking her lips and wiping Callum Best's very best 'trouser cough' from her top ... allegedly
According to the ever-amusing Popbitch, she was allegedly spotted leaving a toilet, licking her lips and wiping Callum Best's very best 'trouser cough' from her top ... allegedly
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Post by: The Amstor Computer on 30 June, 2005, 06:44:51 PM
Post by: The Amstor Computer on 30 June, 2005, 06:44:51 PM
Heh - another Popbitch reader. Good man!
IIRC, didn't the piece suggest she wiped Best's Best off her top, *then* lick her fingers?
IIRC, didn't the piece suggest she wiped Best's Best off her top, *then* lick her fingers?
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Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2005, 07:02:38 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2005, 07:02:38 PM
Since when did the expression 'trouser cough' mean anything other than 'fart' or 'blow off'?
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 30 June, 2005, 07:03:28 PM
Post by: Byron Virgo on 30 June, 2005, 07:03:28 PM
"Watch the calm veneer of civilisation, already thinly varnished on most of these so-called people, break down and a savage act of multiple rutting occur..."
So this is like Lord of the Celebrity Flies?
In a toilet.
So this is like Lord of the Celebrity Flies?
In a toilet.
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Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2005, 07:03:52 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2005, 07:03:52 PM
Sorry - that being the case, I forgot to add
"eeeeewwww!!!!!"
"eeeeewwww!!!!!"
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Post by: Max Kon on 30 June, 2005, 07:24:13 PM
Post by: Max Kon on 30 June, 2005, 07:24:13 PM
Umpty: would you like to join me in not watching Big Brother?
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Post by: longmanshort on 30 June, 2005, 07:31:53 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 30 June, 2005, 07:31:53 PM
Since when did the expression 'trouser cough' mean anything other than 'fart' or 'blow off'?
Since about siz posts ago.
And, yes, I do believe there was the licking of fingers involved.
That's one classy lady!
Since about siz posts ago.
And, yes, I do believe there was the licking of fingers involved.
That's one classy lady!
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Post by: judge dreddd on 30 June, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Post by: judge dreddd on 30 June, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
listen to music ? read books ?