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Ugh. Completely sucked in these past few installments, and this week has really got me.

Why? Science.

The guy can be a complete fucking wanker, but he's been constantly entertaining, he's held his own in the face of all of his housemates loathing him and he's thrown everyone's bullshit back in their faces.

So: do you want him to stay? Or do you want him booted?

Out. He's turned from being a bit of a twat with some opinions to an arrogant wanker.

Big Brother is shit. If you insist on watching reality television, tune into The Apprentice (USA or UK, although I prefer UK). At least that show has:

- a point
- entertaining characters
- a lack of shitness

As previously detailed, locking me in a house with Science would be a one way ticket to the infirmary for him and a back door exit for me.  He's gone *well* past the point of being entertaining (if he ever even was), but I've no doubt that the majority of mudheads that watch BB think that he's some kind of genius and will vote what's her face out instead.  He doesn't liven things up, he just makes it even more cringeworthy than usual.

Every time the twat opens his mouth, I think of "you've got nothing to say and you're saying it too loudly", from the unbelievably bad 'The Krays' film.

I'm sure there might be a decent guy in there somewhere but the bitchy queens that make up the majority of the place have chipped away at him until he's collapsed into just lashing out at everyone and everything. He also hates looking like a fool, wearing stupid clothes etc.. but has he ever seen the program before? As he must have known he would have to do that. And his argument style is not exactly intelligent. "Just be quiet Science." "NO YOU BE QUIET!" "You're just being stupid Science. "AM I? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS STUPID!" "Shut up!" "NO YOU SHUT UP!". Not seen the like since primary school

THe best bit was recently was when the gay turkish one thought one of the beds was 'possesed'. Better than Makosi's phantom pregnancy that was

I would not be surprise if he stayed in as most of the voters are young girls and they hate a good looking women

And I agree the Apprentice is excellent television

Science to win!

He's the most irritating housemate ever... and watching the bitches, plotters, schemers and sneaks who make up the rest of the BB crew try to cope with someone who's just deeply, unrepentantly unpleasant is wonderful television.  Maxwell's face when he lost to Science was a gem.

Seeing Derek trying to insinuate that Science was game-playing, even hinting that Science was trying to influence nominations... hysterical!

I like him being in there as some sort of torture device for the buggers that are in there with him.

But he surely can't be like that in real life, can he?

I can't wait to see if Davina gets any sense from him in interview. But it will probably be Bez all over again.

I liked it when the irish bint said. "... that's his game plan". What to get everyone else in the house to hate him! Great plan! If there's one person in there without a plan it's Science.

I thought it was pretty funny when he was torturing Derek and the rest of the place did nothing. Well except bitching about it after it was over

Yeah Science to win!

I have barely seen any BB this year.  My reality TV viewing was invested in The Contender - which really was the Greatest (reality TV game show).

I watched the show last night, and all I saw was Science being an arsehole and a bullying, childish, homophobic twat from beginning to end.

I don't know what spiteful things the bitchy slags in the house have done to upset him, all I know is he is totally unable to rise above it, and every time I glimpse the programme he's behaving in the same truculant, petulant manner, and sounding off.

I liked that Maxwell was evicted, but the only reason I was more glad to see Maxwell leave than Science was because of how self-satisfied and smug Maxwell always was, especially in the company of Saskia.

I was impressed with the way Orlaith conducted herself in the row in the garden.

I was less impressed with how Science behaved when the nominations were read out; inviting the silent treatment and revelling in his unpopularity.

"If there's one person in there without a plan it's Science"

And there was me thinking that his game plan was to be such a pain in the arse that the public keep him in for the entertainment value.  Seems to have worked so far.

Nah, he's just been lucky to have been up against people who are even more loathed than he is

Hmmmm...

Science or Orlaith's tits?

Silence or Orlaith's tits?

Tit or Orlaiths tits?

Orlaith's tits?

Science to stay in... ?

I don't follow BB so this might be a stupid question, but aren't the people in the house cut off from the news?  If that's the case, has whoever's still in there been told about the London bombings?

I wondered about that too. Of course they can't tell them, because if they did, it would show how pointless the whole Big Brother exercise is, and they would have to call off the remainder of the series, because no-one would want to play any more.

No, the production company made the decision, given that none of the BB people's friends or relatives were involved not to tell them.

I remember a similar quandary because 911 happened during the US Big Brother but I think they told them?

I've nothing against Big Brother and have most years tried to watch it but simply haven't seen any entertaining or funny moments this year to draw me in. Except perhaps the first secret garden day.

Has Big Brother just passed it's shelf-life? It feels like everything that could happen on the show has happened in previous years and everyone on the show is already a big fan and know what kind of things are expected of them.

ADE

does anyone in your version of BB have a normal name...Science, Orlaith, Makosi WTF were these people parents on?
Our BB is so full of Loathsome little turds its actually entertaining, they all think there is only two weeks left(there's still 8 of em in the house) and the stress is starting to show, Bwa ha ha they're going to be stuck in there for at least 5 more weeks hope they all loose it!!!!

CU Steamboy

I thought that Vanessa's eviction was unnecesarily cruel- both on her and the housemates.  What I'd like to have seen is for the housemates to refuse to pick between Makosi and Vanessa- or at the very least, let them go off into another room and shout about it for a bit.  It must have been crushing to get an almost unanimous vote like that.

Steamboy, "does anyone in your version of BB have a normal name..." made me laugh so much.

Science isn't his real name. It's really Kevin or Malcolm, or something. Orlaith is from Northern Ireland. And Makosi was born in Zimbabwe.

Ahhh, we had this dude who went by the name of Hotdogs, real name Bob or some such boring name. Isn't this show like a car accident, you know you shouldn't look and stare but you just cant help it!

CU Steamboy

"I thought that Vanessa's eviction was unnecesarily cruel- both on her and the housemates."

JEB - you going soft or something?

Bloody hell i can't believe we're allowed to talk about this !  aieeee !   mass killfiling will ensue!

okay BB is offensive shite, yes yes we know.

however !
i must be the only person in the planet then that enjoys watching science?  he makes me piss myself laughing, people seem to be saying that they can't understand a word he says, ? he makes perfect sense to me. Okay he'd be really difficult to live with, but the rest of them are sneaky snidey liars bitches backstabbers etc , i dunno what the hell happened to make this the bitchiest house ever, but they all are odious slime,
 Science appears to be playing the public & doesnt give a shit about the housemates, how the feck could you ever win an arguement against someone so headstrong, stubborn & not-giving a shit, well clearly shouting at him is useless, dur when are these eejits going to realise that?  maybe my maternal side is so used to pyschological warfare, science is a wee honey compared to my son, its easy, you listen, nurture the male ego & then you will get your point across & reach compromise.

i thought the doggie task was well dodgy, can't say i'd like being anyones fecking dog either. grrr.

and as for guys prefering orlaiths tits... er theyre actually plastic, why don't you go buy a rubber doll ? get a more intelligent conversation too.

anywey the program is actually ( 0.00005% )educational, in that it prepares juves for the bollocks of housesharing/ student life etc.

why does channel 4 choose such a high proportion of gay men, bimbos with fat tits & why o why is everyone so young ? is it because grown ups would be organised efficient & therefore boring to watch?  or is it TV bollocks.

"you listen, nurture the male ego & then you will get your point across & reach compromise."

Derek tried that over and over again, and Science actually appeared to be listening on the odd occasion I saw it, but eventually he gave up when he found it was more effort than it was worth.

Maybe Orlaith's tits are fake, but I still think she's very attractive. I wouldn't change my opinion of her even if she had less tits than she's got. I think I'd be able to get on with her okay.

but dereks a git.  

but what is your opinion of someone who feels the need to spend a fortune mutilating their body to look more 'sexy' & attractive to men?  or is silicone tits a career move? it really makes me dust off my feminist woollie bunnet.

( however if you compare plastic surgery to tattoos then i'm on shakey ground so will shaddap..but tatts arent a feminist issue, theyre just prutty )

anywey i still think science needs a good motherly cuddle & pat on the head.

Derek is indeed a git - a slimy, sneaky, self-loathing git at that.

I can understand why people loathe Science. He may be stupid, arrogant, rude and loud, but he is possibly the most honest housemate in there, and his refusal to arselick and sneak - whatever the motivation - is refreshing compared to weaselly bastards like Craig and Kemal.

I like tattoos, but don't like plastic surgery. This is because no one pretends their tatts are like that naturally, but those women won't mention that their tits aren't natural, and one is therefore tricked into thinking that any children will be like that to, when really they will not be unless they to go under the blade.

Ah but what if the woman had her breats repaired after breast cancer.  What if the woman had barely any breasts and has the piss taken out of her at school, scarring her psychologically?  What if the woman had large breasts and had them reduced as they were affecting her posture and back.  All three types of Cosmetic surgery, that seem to me perfectly justifiable

Slips

well, if there is medical reasons behind them they're not puerly cosmetic, so that's ok. i should have said 'but don't like cosmetic surgery' instead

I* dont need big brother.

Ive got this place.



:)

oh, and i don't watch BB, i'm just not one to miss out on a discussion about boobs.

And can anyone find me a pic of Orlaith's boobs? just so i know what the fuss is about.

One quick web search later...

Link: Begorrah!

intersting. I'll have to take that photo away for erm... analysis, yeah, that's right analysis *ahem*

Is it my imagination or is one bigger than the other?

post 'analysis' i'd say 'imagination'

Yo, i'm not talking about phisically modification for medical reasons..

but to make titties bigger because society says that youre a no-body unless your boobies are big & pert, is utter crappola, imagine if ever second male celeb was whittering on about their dick enlargement operations. its crappola, we're human beings, we have bodies, theyre real, not plastic.  & BB this year does seem to have been boob fixated.

hey...chaps, if you could afford mega surgery what bit would you change?

"Ah but what if the woman had her breats repaired after breast cancer. What if the woman had barely any breasts and has the piss taken out of her at school, scarring her psychologically? What if the woman had large breasts and had them reduced as they were affecting her posture and back. All three types of Cosmetic surgery, that seem to me perfectly justifiable "

Such restorative and reductive surgery is of course perfectly justifiable. However, I think we all can tell the difference between that and vanity, and people who engage in vanity surgery are vain and therefore to be despised. Isn't that making it harder for those born small (or even normal) when everyone in the public eye has big tits (especially on very influential 'young' shows like Big Brother)? It easily spirals into an LA type environment (personally I'm all for quality not quantity)

Part of the problem is people seem to become centre of attention when they mention they've had treatment. If you can't stop people from doing it to their own bodies we should certainly all pledge now to ignore any attempts to make conversation about their cosmetic enhancements: how much it cost, whether it hurt and whether they're happy with it - they may be big but it's not clever.

Oh and that same goes for tattoos.

ADE

Big tits don't really do it for me, but I haven't got a problem with anyone who wants to buy a pair- or go through any other vanity surgery.  I don't think I'd ever bother myself, but I've seen blokes who looked loads better for it, and if they'd rather spend two grand on making themselves better looking than on a two week holiday somewhere- then good luck to them.

"hey...chaps, if you could afford mega surgery what bit would you change?"

I'd want an extra pair of arms.  Ideally I'd want wings too, but since they'd never work (crappy human muscle power/weight ratio etc) it'd just be vanity surgery.

"hey...chaps, if you could afford mega surgery what bit would you change?"

I've always quite fancied porcupine quills, like that woman in Nightbreed. Any drunks attempting to mug me again beware!

But in the practical world of being a lard arse probably liposuction, though obviously exercise, a better diet and less beer would do the same thing for free. :)

I think Pitchshifter can sum the whole body modification thing up better than I can:

"Each new hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own. Tattoos? Piercings? that's for Moms and Dads! What you want to do is spend your allowance on Devil horn implants! Elephant-man head! Designer tails! Third leg, fourth leg - everyone a hermaphrodite!"

Heh! I'm sure i have a pic somewhere of a fella with devil horn implants!

As for the plastic surgery thing (as opposed to reconstructive surgery), it's all personal choice innit? And it's all modification of one kind or another. I've been thinking of saving up and getting my..er...'Board Presidents' done for my 30th next year, and i'd never think of hiding the fact that they'd been done, nor would i actively draw attention to that fact. Anyways, i need a new tattoo first. :)

Yeah, so BB - Keep Science in - he's funny.

im sorry but this is for your own good its time to nuke this tread

Thank you Tweak!

hay, we were discusing BB here (big boobs that is). If you don't want to talk about mammories you could go start your own thread :P

I cannot belive that people really watch big brother. I feel it insults my intelligence.

i cannot believe people post on a thread which clearly states, "big Brother", its such offensive crappola.

i'm off to search the web for forums on boy-bands, manicuring, and neo-nazism, so i can tell them what twats they are.

actually all TV is an insult to intelligence, as is most of the modern world.

so will science take orlaiths advice? why doesnt moloko deny being a spy ? & why is davina's dna spliced with t-rex?

"why is davina's dna spliced with t-rex?"

?

"so tell me science, why are you so deliciously cute? and does my arse look big in this"

Mr C and Tweak...uncalled for just dont click on the thread!!!!!

CU Steamboy(I'm just shifting this to the top for the BB fans and Max, Big Boobs snarf snarf)

Hey Steamboy, catch!

Bah!  Get off our sacred thread and take your feeble nukes with you!

;)

hehe, the death star looks lkike a huge booby!! Just with an incers nipple

*inverse

George Lucas wasn't breast-fed, you see:  thus he has deep-rooted psychological issues.  It was Spielberg that eventually persuaded him that he couldn't call it the Death Boobie.

Other signs of sexual repression are scattered throughout the movies:

-"Get in there you big hairy oaf, I don't care what you smell"

-"You came in that thing? You're very brave."

And so on...

OOoooooo Death star. Im scared, me

well, at least our weapons look like boobs and not cocks

Stay on target, Tweak.
Staaay on target!

bah you stupid boob fixated males,  what we need to destroy the death boobie, is a good probe.

And what's wrong with being boob fixated?

Death star boobies? the only thing i could find was this...
...and it only counts as he looks a bit of a tit

aieee ! three boobies !

my feminist woollie bunnet

That's GOT to be a euphemism...?


And what's so wrong with plastic surgery (I ask as someone who's had it)?

James: what did you have done?

" And what's so wrong with plastic surgery ? "

That's what's wrong with too much plastic surgery.  

Nothing wrong with a little nip / tuck.