I've found a dimension warp to another world, where everyone is happy and content and there are no wars and everyone's nice to their neighbours. Are you coming?
Funny, I'm sure I say an Ezquerra drawing of it once...
I'll go along with you no problem, PVS. Can I bring my mates the Real IRA, the Orange Order, the National Front, M. Le Pen, Ossie Bin Laden and George W. Bush with me? They'd love it there.
I MUST DESTROY THIS PORTAL....WE NEED WAR TO LIVE (piggle!!)
"Uh...like, can't we all just live together in peace, or something?"
If you like. Or we could shout,
"Eat hot photon death you disgusting alien weirdoes!"
instead.
like, MikeD, like
Yeah man... it's so tragic the way todays kids have got themselves on a really heavy war trip...
Y'dig?
If they could... like... just pause and dig the peaceful vibes of nature and just listen to what the Earth Mother has to say, then they'd be like... cool.
zen vibe man.
wicked.
>Funny, I'm sure I say an Ezquerra drawing of it once...
Yeah but MC1 nuked it up accidently when the Sovs activated their dimension shieldy gadget.
Damn apocalypse spoils everything.
(shhh... wait til they are all inside the portal)
Peace? A peace of what??? Cake??? I like cake... especially the one with chocolatey sprnkles on it... can i have some??? ARG!!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??? PVS!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THE LIGHT.... IT BURNS!!! MY EYES.... MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!! oooooh, this is nice... what is that pink thing??? and what are those women doing??? PVS????? Did you create this place??? Is it Playboy heaven?? aaaaaah bliss.
I`m interested, like any good David Lewis fan, but I wonder what 2000AD is about in this perfect world.
Like, I have to y'know, unshackle myself from the oppressive heavy burdon of responsibility for anyone who finds themselves in some other dimension, yeah?
If like... this universe, is a coin man, which side are we standing on... and who is the guy who is the godhead? If you could astrally project your self to the side of the coin, some heavy magic sure... but if you could... you'd be able to look over the edge and see the face of god, yeah? Cos like if you were standing on the godhead, you wouldn't be able to like see all of him at once.
You know what I'm saying, anyway I reckon we are on the tail side man, away from the light and good and stuff, so what we need to do is flip the coin man... flip the coin...
Y'dig?
Hang on. Isn't this the idyllic world that got blown up when the missiles came through the apocalypse warp?
If it's still here, that means you've been zapped back to before it was destroyed.
And that means...
Hey... what's that shiny pointy thing flying through the sky up there?
Ha-Ha-Ha.... Caught you all, now you will die on this doomed world, and the mesaage board will be mine, all mine!
Not quite evil one....
it would appear that you forgot to include the dreaded Scojo in your master plan so he still lurks around this board carrying out terrorist attacks like planting huge scripts which stop us all working and things....until you can defeat him, the board will never be yours....ha ha ha...cough!..hmm!
sorry about that. i was rubbing my merciless ring which was a present from Ming and....oh, i think i need to go home and see if my prog is there waiting! i feel rather dizzy.....boss, can i go home?.......